Posts by Red Beans and Gohan
Feeding tarpons.
TIL that putting specific replacements for male Instacart shoppers is highly important
$300 away yall thank you so much.
Arby's and Taco Bell aren't the villians #yall say they are.
One must actually visit a locality before they get on the internet to talk about how it oughta be nuked.
Honda is the New York Yankees of automakers (derogatory).
You just be saying anything, you the president
sobering. sending love to everyone in this thread
Too many black women getting killed from their partners. Thats scary.
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I really married a Disney princess-
Oh before I forget or get locked outta the site again, I’m still waiting on the bulk of our wedding photos back. But my one of my contenders for all time favorite-
Happy Birthday 🎊
Definitely gonna try this one
Okay this is me but I also don’t wanna own my own business either. I don’t wanna do none of it! Lol
Congratulations, my condolences
Accountability is TOUGH fellas. I get it.
If it applies… be better. Do the work. Grow.
If it don’t, you shouldn’t be trying to say “not all men” cuz that diminishes the experience of the person speaking on it. It makes them feel like they don’t have a safe space.
Be a safe space brethren.
I saw this on IG and been laughing for 3 business days now 😭😭😭😭
Feelings doesn’t need to mean romance. Feelings could be mutual respect, safety, care, intimacy—- all of those could be ingredients for a healthy friendship. This skeet makes an assumption that safe sex is exclusive to romantic relationships— in which I disagree.
The Mac & the Yammmmmms
Same unless they do Blackout unis or Color Rush
It really does start with us. Years and years of conditioning and patriarchy have taught men that any type of introspection and vulnerability is SOFT which is why so many of us hold our struggles internally instead of seeking REAL help.
We made it. Good Morning 🌞 and Happy Friday! Nothing or no one is stopping US from having a great day. 🤎
Happy Birthday 🎉
“I remember you was conflicted, misusing your influence..”
Easy work.
Someone just yelled “That’s y yo dick don’t get hard” walking past my apartment door while I’m in a teams video call.
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Another week, another freelance booking client stalling on an invoice; meanwhile, my electric bill has TRIPLED over the last year. I’m trying to raised $300 ASAP to pay this month’s; anyone who donates $50+ can get a custom song. I’ll record the next one within the week. 🎶🎸🥁🎤🎹 #HelpFolksLive2026
I will never feel bad about celebrating myself.
Here in North Carolina and around the country, gas prices are too high. This is a direct result of Donald Trump's war of choice in Iran, and the American people are paying the price.