my followers need my memes what can I say it’s hard being famous xox

i’m an instagram poster :(

I always forget this app exists

Peek my stats for the month divas up

“Darkrooms at squat raves must be split based on biological sex” says Equalities Minister in surprise statement of solidarity with dolls who want to take MCAT with the twinks

“Ladies and Gentlemen we are sorry but we have to stop the Eurostar to assess the damage following the windscreen getting smashed” lol

the campaign begins

Actually plastic surgery is fantastic I want more

Feel like pussy feel like cvnttttt

y’all need to go the fuck outside and spend less time inside

The u.k. supreme court has decided that …..

WHO GIVES A SHIT

💕 feeling more human today

Skull reveal

She’s giving botched up diva doll the haus down boots

I’m not saying that photo is the whole reason I spent all my money on a new face…. but i’m also not saying it wasn’t a major factor in my decision making 😭

Cause & Effect

Now who do I need to message to get that photo updated?

Tripped and fell

I’m sure i’m wrong but I expected to be devastated that I won’t be experiencing it but it actually just looks kinda flat and yea, also the whole giant JKR shrine. 😶‍🌫️

Potentially a hot topic opinion BUT: aside from some truly amazing rides… what I’ve seen of videos of Epic Universe does not make me chomp at the bit?!

It looks a bit … 🫥

Goodbye celebration to my face last night 🫶

Went to Rebecca Black and it was perfect actually 💕

would love a search engine that doesn’t generate an ai overview if anyone wants to make that that would be great

Went to Carlisle today innit

I just love seeing 20 pov versions of the same cycle of the same flat ride from slightly different seats 🥹

FEELING LIKE PUSSY FEELING LIKE CUNTTT

Cunttttttyyyyyyyy

One of my fav authors being like “i would love to come on your podcast” is just utterly ridiculous to me. 😭 Slay. Werk. The haus down.

I was explicitly born to do silly stuff on the internet and i love that I am doing some exceedingly silly stuff in the internet.

huge day for stelf gworls

I stand by it, he was, and still is, a fag.