All right kiddos, who is going?

very nice you two *chef’s kiss* 👌🏽

More chía shenanigans. Check out my previous post!

Baxter is right 😏

I was interviewed by National Geographic about the Mexican folk origins, and deep spiritual significance of these quirky clay figurines. “Your chia pet’s roots are deeper than you think”. Learn about ‘The Secret History of Your Chia Pet’ in the April 2026 issue.

Sadly I am not. But I will be going to festival at some point.

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Hello friends, I am glad to inform the Seattle Erotic Art Festival will be carrying my ceramics at their gift shop. If you happen to be in Seattle this may, you should go check out this exciting festival! www.seaf.art/tickets/

It’s like a teddy bear, but with a gas mask. And you can drink from its head. That’s all. #queerceramics

Lol. Not that kind of slam! Thanks, it is going to be fun.

Friends in the Seattle area, hope you can make it to SLAM! Tuesday March 24, at Vermillion Gallery. I will be showcasing my kinky ceramics there, in the company of great artists. Hope you can make it.

Maybe more than a week? How about a Summer Vacation?

Starbucks, please stop polluting The Yucatán coastline. Thank you.

Some heroes have blue hair, carry homemade signs and play the bagpipes. The young people that participated in the walkout deserve all my respect. ✊🏽🚫🧊

An actual rock has more talent than Kid Rock

Trinket trays for the apocalypse. Seriously, 🚫 Abolish 🧊

Complete with a ghost disappearing hairbrush! 🤣

The towels are like little tank tops hanging on a clothesline, and one doesn’t have a reflection. The shower curtain is too short. The top drawer under the sink is way too long. The round pottery blurs into the one next to it. The faucets are incomplete…Ok I’ll just stop.

May I be granted the strength and fortitude of a Mexican mama in times of need 🙏🏽

I love pottery surface design. That is an incredible pattern, and the handle is badassx

Cuuuuuute 😍

Oh yeah, one more thing! Fuck ICE. And fuck you, if you support ICE. That’s all.

Yes, I like how different canes almost have a certain personality to them.

Learned a lot about canes last night, at Seattle’s Gentleman’s Impact Group! From “Nursery” to “Dragon” canes, these beauties go from sensation to real punishment. Have you tried them? Would you?!

Sending hugs if you need them! 🫂

White looks good to me!

Pass the tequila and the ammo! New work at the studio to bring in the new year. Margaritas after.

No mashed potatoes were flung, clean plates and polite conversation! Such adorable, well behaved kiddles.

Your view for the day

Yes, I have a dirty mind. Happy plugmass, everyone! 🌲❤️❄️