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Posts by Evan Ozimek-Maier

Celebrating Pokémon’s 30th anniversary and then remembering I felt slightly too old for that “kid thing” back then really twists the “I’m old” knife.

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Had a blast at @edgarwright.bsky.social’s cerebral powder keg, The Running Man. Breathless, prescient, source-faithful, and a solid reminder they don’t really make em like this any longer.

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Watching the crew cut down a dead tree in front of my house is the best TV I’ve seen in a while.

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And here we are at that point in life when I’ve traded worrying about my parents hearing naughty lyrics to worrying about my child hearing naughty lyrics.

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It’s fall and Caramel Corn Chex is a 10/10.

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Ennui that is also, somehow, uplifting.

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Just spied a kid in a park playing with Devil Sticks. An obvious arbiter of what else is soon to return with a vengeance: yin-yang necklaces, slap bracelets, aliens, that one Charlotte Hornets windbreaker…

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Welp, that’s it for me. The SNL cast looks like kids and I’m dead. 💀

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So are we just going to have to listen to boomer music in every public space until the heat death of the universe, or…?

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Cyberpunk, as a sub-genre, has always somehow operated in this fascinating gray area between covetousness and condemnation. Will that dynamic tilt to one side of the scale when our fiction eventually becomes our reality?

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I’d give anything to pick Sartre’s brain on Microsoft developers.

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Really sad about the @polygon.com layoffs. I’ve been an ardent fan since back when @griffinmcelroy.bsky.social was stuffing plastic toys in his gob, and so this corporate buyoutification feels like losing a bunch of good, old (parasocial) friends.

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Thank you, @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social, for your absolute gift of a quote on your recent @99pi.org guest spot. “I refuse to feel hopeless” is exactly the right message for exactly the right moment.

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Good. God. That seventh episode of Paradise.

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I’m fascinated by the Venn diagram of people I see at The Moth readings who I can only describe as “NPR extroverts.”

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Why is it that 200 hours in some games feels like a Herculean accomplishment of patience and fortitude and in others feels as if things are only *just* clicking into place?

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Today’s amazing, accidental band name, as heard on the Besties podcast: Monster Closets. Thank you, @plante.bsky.social, for your contribution.

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“Soul poverty” is one of the most devastating things I’ve read in recent memory. Also would make a great band name.

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Yep. Only trick is staying on top of what’s in your subscription. I have, on more than one occasion, ended up with WAY too many sponges. 🙃

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Have you looked at Grove Collaborative? Our household is always stocked. Plus, their plastic-free mission is *chef’s kiss*

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We live in a world in which there’s a band called Flying Mojito Bros, and that fact is like a salve for the soul.

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Guacamole is a fruit salad

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Old man rant inbound: Back in the day, I would have KILLED for a push notification about a snow day. Today’s kids will never know the abject misery and eyeball pain of hopefully staring at a scroll on the bottom of the TV screen and waiting for it to “go back around” at 5:00 in the morning.

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It says a lot about the power of nostalgia that I am currently more excited to play my new retro gaming handheld than I am my modern, high end console.

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Enormous thanks to @cynthiapelayo.bsky.social for putting #2025pit together today.

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How is it that winter—yes, cold, blustery winter—has climbed so zealously in the season rankings of my middle age?

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Love your premise, btw. I’d totally read that!

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Same! Though I suppose that goes without saying, else I wouldn’t have spent years writing that headspace…

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What if the only way to rebuild a fractured family is to embrace the cracks? That’s the question Richard & his children Caleb and Sammy must face through loss and grief in my multi-POV manuscript A YEAR OF AWKWARD CONVERSATIONS. Comps: THE BEE STING & THIS IS WHERE I LEAVE YOU.
#2025pit #A #LF

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A blank page never scared me. Now, too many *full* pages, on the other hand…

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