Love it. But I’m dying for us to get long sleeves.

I need a job. I can’t spend my days watching Taskmaster and falling in love with Alice Levine.

God I’m fucking miserable

I hope I never have to live in a house share again.

Told my housemates I was working late last night so requested they try not to make too much noise in the kitchen in the morning.

One woke me at 8 by listening to a Nigerian church sermon at full volume while banging every cupboard door.

Fuck me. The window’s only been back open for 5 days.

Dad’s written me off this morning hahaha

Man that Wyatt Sicks song is so fucking good

Fuck life feels so bleak right now. Can’t afford to live, can’t find a decent job and the world is on the verge of apocalypse.

Had the most violent vivid dream last night. Off the back of a 5 day stag do in Croatia where I had very little sleep and facing a 5 day hangover.

Bit of payback from my brain.

Not playing scum until the 3rd of January is annoying. Because by that point they will have sacked Amorim.

Hard fucking watch this tournament. Christ.

Sorted

Just tried to open a bottle with my bike lock

Didn’t get it lol

There are lots of awful things about social media. But one of my least favourite things is people over analysing every single move of a pop star.

It’s not supposed to be some deep think piece you can write a fucking essay on.

Hiring processes are mental these days. Just done a fourth interview and a two hour task for a job for 30k a year ffs.

The Remarkable Life of Ibelin has got me all fucked up.

I'm quietly optimistic about our chances to stay up. Especially if Spurs get Frank and Bournemouth continue to get their squad decimated.

It's a given West Ham will be shit and unless Burnley and Sunderland both do obscenely well then I think we've got every chance to finish 10th-17th.

Would genuinely rather watch Sunday league with Susan Boyle playing through a PA than watching England play Andorra with Dixon and Matterface on comms

Can’t be many more pointless games to play than a post season qualifier against Andorra in a 20% full stadium.

Stavvy’s lost weight in season 2 of Tires

God damn. I want one now.

Liam Cunningham is a don

Sue perb

Why does Musk look so fucking ghoulish here?

Man. Smackdown is unwatchable live.

‘Call it reparations Badenoch ya wank’ goes unbelievably hard

If someone has their bare feet out in the gym they need to go to prison.

As expected. This is a properly crap game. Bring Archie on so I’ve got something to enjoy.

RIP Sabu :(