Potato Bluesky 🥔 how do I get non-lumpy, fluffy mashed potatoes? What utensil do I need??? I’ve never met a regular masher that could do it!

PLEASE Kris

Working.

Dammit! Missed opportunity!

Can we all take a break from CEO assassin talk to appreciate this Karl Lagerfeld purple faux fur jacket I found in clearance tonight?

@keg.bsky.social

Omggggg 😭

It’s a’pizza pie *mario voice*

Congrats to this place for mastering the art of pizza making! Nailed it 🥳 #yeg

I’ll absolutely go to this.

HAHAHA! Oh dear

😂😂😂😂

Add me to your top friends?

Which one am I? Also you?

Due to popular demand, I WILL post another photo of my viral grape. Please everyone, stop asking now. I’m just a regular person like you.

Look at grape, Michael.

Unacceptable! But I’ll accept this.

@kristophermarks.bsky.social yeesh! Took you long enough to follow me back.

Today a brazen COYOTE wandered into my yard and did coyote things (sniffed?). My neighbours haven’t seen this happen in the 31 years they’ve lived here #yeg

Big yawn

[watching a family of 6 eat thanksgiving dinner, through a tiny opening in their dinning room curtains. father, mom, 3 kids, grandmother. turkey is very moist. whispering to myself] enjoying your echo chamber?

Omggggg I can’t stay mad at you.

If you don’t follow me back already I’m going to be PIIIIIIIIIIIISSED.

I just think if you post a bunch about your relationship and it ends, it should be illegal to not tell everyone what happened. That’s all. Punishable by death or something. It’s just not fair to the rest of us. That’s what democracy was built on.

Texting @keg.bsky.social

I’ll never understand people who say they don’t like cats. You don’t like cute little cuddly guys who love to hang out and are soft? Please be serious.

What the HELL was this