Thanks, we already have a Governor General.

How much more misery will one man create before he dies?

How’s that Board of Peace working out?

Imagine if this ‘joke’ went out on Truth Social? “My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.”

Caption shows best cd players below a picture of 3 turntables

When you have millennials writing your copy.

Broadcast News (1987) "Well I certainly hope you'll die soon." YouTube video by Edward Sung

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Trump pictured with Stanley Cup in the White House.

Donald J Trump. Stanley Cup winner.

One day closer.

I touched the Stanley Cup once, so I’m a Stanley Cup winner.

The entire editorial doesn’t mention oil once, but that is the sole reason he invaded.

I have a dim memory of the BBC 1963 Story Box production and remember being terrified of the Narnians turned to stone.

How it started. How it’s going.

Elon Musk alongside Henry Spencer from Eraserhead

This recent pic of Elon Musk triggered a memory

I think the collective noun is ‘batch’

Donald Trump in AI generated image with duct tape over his mouth

Quiet, Piggy.

“a lot of people didn’t like that gentleman that you’re talking about, whether you like him or didn’t like him, things happened” — what I’ll say the day he dies.

I kept thinking of Stan while watching him…

Drug runner murder photos

Worst Advent Calendar Ever

Nailed it

He was extremely efficient.

Do people not have pots and pans? Seems like the best civil response would be loud and metallic and would notify the neighborhood.

I hope the contractors working on the site demanded payment up front, because he won’t pay them after the work is complete.

Happy birthday from another birthday twin (day and year!). Get yer kicks!

NICENESS didn’t fit the down clue.

Can’t wait for him to appear on SNL. With that delivery he could host.

Trump holds a tiny penis compensator

I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.

I think the ballroom should be the venue for the trials.

You have to worry when beavers can use saws.

We just called her Newt.

Trap carriage

It’s a trap