I guess Florida weather decided against starting the rainy season and has instead entered wild fire season 🔥🔥🔥

Just so the rest of the country knows, Alligator Alcatraz Auschwitz is still open and operational at the expense of the Florida taxpayers.

Hey, journalists!

Could you do us all a favour?

Fact check Donald Trump BEFORE you quote him.

Then, if he's lying, we don't need the quote. A simple statement "Donald Trump lied again" will do.

Save us all a LOT of time - you don't have to write a lot of nonsense, we don't have to read it.

New slogan for Florida should read “better broke than woke” because that’s how it feels living in a state that prioritizes the rich 1% over every thing else. If it doesn’t make politicians rich, it’s not worth debating. Just look at our education and insurance.

Dudes. As a society we taught young women to walk with keys between their fingers in dark parking lots and to carry pepper spray in their purse.

So yes. I’m asking you to be responsible for the actions of other men. After all, that’s what you’ve asked of women for centuries.

It’s your turn.

It looks like the world is being wise about the world cup. I am an American, it is NOT SAFE for anyone here. They give idiots a gun, authority, and no training.

If I murder someone, I go to jail or worse. If ICE murders someone for no reason, they get praise from the president.

This illustrates the need for broad and comprehensive reforms with money in politics. We need an international “No Dictators Day” before he steps up his attack on the nation he was supposed to govern, not humiliate. 😱🤬

This man is our nation’s enemy. He must be impeached. The world is watching.. 🤺🇺🇸

I see we are circling back to taxation without representation 250 years later. Why pay taxes to a government that cut so many services that help people survive the cruel world they created?

We are seeing the results of politicians putting profit and power above public service and human rights. The disconnect between the people and the representatives is growing wider everyday because money always speaks louder than the people who elected them.

We are literally at the point in history where the Pope is battling the Antichrist. 🍿

How long do you think this 10 day ceasefire will last? It feels like every time a ceasefire is announced it is violated within 48 hours. I can’t keep up anymore.

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Same thing happened to me and my first reaction was “oh no! The red hats have infiltrated bluesky!” Glad it’s just a glitch.

I don’t want a propaganda arch or an oversized over priced ballroom. I want affordable food, lower gas prices, bodily autonomy, and universal healthcare. Just me?

Rachel and Ross were less exhausting than this “will they won’t they” back and forth to open the Hormuz straight chaos. This administration of reality tv hosts is treating our government like reality tv instead of treating it like the life or death reality the rest of us are living.

What’s the point of forcing schools to display the 10 commandments if the adults forcing it can’t follow them to begin with? I’m looking at this entire administration spewing “rules for thee but not for me” nonsense.

This government whiplash surrounding the war and the Straight of Hormuz is worse than a “will they won’t they” plot in a rom com series. Make up your mind and stick with it longer than 10 minutes. This is beyond exhausting.

This week I learned if a woman is in charge the country gets universal healthcare, but if a criminal is in charge the country gets a war. Can we vote for a woman next time, please?!

What happens when gas prices pass the minimum wage? If this is what winning looks like I don’t want to win anything anymore.

Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations:

Alphabet: 8.01%
AT&T: 4.6%
Meta: 3.57%
General Motors: 3.09%
Amazon: 1.37%
Exxon Mobil: 1.31%
Disney: -1.57%
CVS Health: -3.88%

Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5%

This is what a rigged system looks like.

A little too late to be claiming this after the few things that have actually been released. Why do they think we are all as stupid as their cult morons?

So what’s the hold up?

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This week was a rollercoaster of threats and lunatic behavior and Congress as usual is nowhere to be seen.

It’s amazing how the ppl can make demands of the govt with no results bc we only have so much power outside of the election cycle. This is why we have elected representatives. Unfortunately they decided to no longer represent the ppl. This govt is so broken all bc money speaks louder than we do.

Obama was the best president in my lifetime so far. Not gonna lie, I’m not feeling super optimistic about the back half if these is where we are now.

Cartoon view of a dangerous & colossal failure by this regime…

I give you our president, folks! No person should talk to a child this way, and yet our president still talks like this except it’s about entire countries now.

Just a reminder to Congress:

Any time you send soldiers to another country to start bombing shit and shooting at shit and killing the people of that country, THAT IS A WAR.

If your President is DOING WAR without Congressional Approval, THAT IS A CRIME AND HE NEEDS TO BE REMOVED FROM OFFICE.

Welp…