Bad Bunny giving that kid his Grammy made me tear up, I'm not made of stone

One Battle After Another joining 2025's Girl Dad Extended Universe (Sirāt, Dry Leaf)

The shamelessness of these Zionist losers to call the boycott "collective punishment"

still thinking about the guy who brought his grandma to the Nine Inch Nails show the other night

Mayim Bialik could never

fine

BLOODY NOSE, EMPTY POCKETS
FIRST REFORMED
IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE
MAD MAX: FURY ROAD
MULHOLLAND DRIVE
NOCTURAMA
A SERIOUS MAN
SILENCE
TIME
YI YI

The Pitt S2 - every patient is Jair Bolsonaro in a different disguise

getting concerned my mom hasn't texted me yet about whether this year's Best Picture winner is any good, I even have an answer ready ("I hear Flow is pretty good")

No Other Land for the second time tonight. the scenes of Palestinian kids playing around really underscore how lazy and crass it is when people use "joy is an act of resistance" (the new "self-care" btw) to justify going to Boiler Room or whatever

giving three shits what Whitney Cummings has to say about anything is a sign that the holidays have gone on for too long, y'all are far too bored, everyone back to work/school/whatever

It's me, I'm the one who invited Defiant Brooklyn Dad to Bluesky

Finally got a Bluesky invite code from when I signed up five months ago

KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON: don't remember the entire theatre gasping like that (for, in this case, the ending) since maybe Caché in 2005

It would be funny if Israel’s Gigi Hadid intimidation campaign Streisand-effects their war crimes into the consciousness of otherwise-apolitical Instagrammers

It’s me, I’m the one who invited Ana Mardoll to Bluesky

A Gen Z-er in the office is trying to get me into Eric Clapton, filing a HR complaint

First concert: Modest Mouse
Last: Beyoncé
Best: Tie between Stevie Wonder/Constantines/Leonard Cohen/Prince/more I can't think of at the moment
Worst: Ariel Pink
Most: Constantines
Loudest: Boredoms
Surprising: Rosalía
Next: Slowdive
Wish: Vespertine-era Björk

Watching a 30 Rock episode that has Christopher Nolan and Taylor Swift jokes

yeah, I have two invites, the first one I gave to someone weeks ago and they haven't used it yet (asking them "hey, are you gonna use your Bluesky invite or what" is a dork line I don't want to cross) and the second I tried to give to someone and they turned it down, which is reoccurring, I give up

I’ve sat on this for more than a week but I’m ready to declare Afire as Petzold’s best, history will vindicate me on this I promise

❤️❤️❤️

Someone please kill Twitter so I do not need to check 2-3 Twitters when I’m Online

It’s probably easier said than done to scale this thing but Bluesky’s inability to seize the opportunity and land the death blow against Twitter when they’re given an opportunity like once every two weeks at this point has gone from puzzling to sad to just plain funny at this point

With the release of Oppenheimer, another opportunity to annoy everyone by pronouncing “biopic” like “myopic”

The rich Hollywood execs need to resolve this strike soon or else Margot Robbie might never again give a half-assed variation on “the Barbie movie is actually about self-acceptance”

Beyoncé show review: so good I don’t even mind that the visuals (which are stunning) quote Jim Morrison at one point

Meanwhile, on Twitter, my newest follower:

Threads is off to a great start

Eagerly awaiting the first brand to arrive on here so we can all skeet at them

just wanna add that stumbling into a bar you haven’t been to with regulars already there, regulars that are game to engage with newcomers like me in whatever nonsense I didn’t want to keep to myself? It’s just like Bluesky but in real life!!! Sorry sorry sorry