Are there any other current events available for a senior political correspondent at a major newspaper to look into?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This seductive chatbot
Has abandoned you

'That was the hope you gave us and that is the promise you broke' would go so hard if it wasn't about the calculator that agrees with you

Hey wtf

A Roomba struggling under the weight of a wheel of cheese is a very pleasing image

This couple in front of me in the cheese aisle walking like a pair of Roombas, must be decommissioned to a permanent end.

Bela's profile in which we can quite clearly see a follower count of THREE POINT TWO K, demonstrating that Bela sleeps in a bed of lies.

Fraudulent claim. You're on thin ice here buddy.

My God you might be on to something

So grateful to live in your constituency where I have the opportunity to never vote for you ever again

I guessed the countries right so I'll take a half point thank you

When?

bro jar jars hog would be crazy

I need to speak to that guy too but for different reasons

Unless...some of the people involved have the political and/or rake avoidance instincts of Sideshow Bob. Much to consider

The one thing you idiot leftists don't understand is that the next great liberal is just waiting in the wings biding his (or her!) time

🤞

When I was about 11 me and my auntie queued for half an hour to meet an actor from Take The High Road, a TV show nether of us had seen, and 99% of you have never heard of.

The bitch fllwrs in my garden ate attracting a lot of bitch bees

Blockety block blockety block BLOCKETY BLOCK

Human ass onion guy. I believe this

In a crowded field that is one of the most delusional things I have ever read. Fucking hell

Pic 3 gets the seed

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky

I always forget this album exists and then once every couple of years I stumble on it and it's such a beautiful treat.

You've got to be kidding me

Oh fuck you now I'm going to have to look that up and be infuriated aren't I?

I need to quickly find a massive idiot posting something massively idiotic so I can drop pic 2 in the replies

From his profile "...23 years experience as a Web developer..."

Ouch

Every town deserves one

I know owl man in Nottingham. They must be owl brothers.