Ten years ago was such a great year. I was so young and spry and everything I loved was so young and spry just like it all is now.

Trump has declared a two week ceasefire with democratic governors

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Really don’t sleep on how these jackasses didn’t even try to help and are just counting on your anger to save their jobs

Also @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social you losers are lazy as fuck and almost cost us this. Resign.

Fuck yeah Virginia

That’s good on the merits even beyond pedagogy

We were always in a ceasefire with Eurasia

Fuck you pay me

Director Spider-Man would like to keep his job

Can you help my friend find a date?

Instead of grumbling about never Newsom you could embrace the fact that Pritzker is probably the one.

Not great

Hegseth thinks the soldiers are too fat.

Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker

My current crackpot theory is Vance wants to be excommunicated because he sees how intertwined MAGA and Evangelicalism are and wants to change teams.

Starter packs but they all just block Jerry

If Bluesky's got a hangover or whatever the least they can do is wheel in the TV cart and put on an episode of NOVA for us or something.

A LOT of entry level consulting work is either deep research or programming via Excel. MBA programs will probably have to lean harder into teaching the soft skills higher levels need to create a vehicle for reasonable expectations of getting a job like that.

Let’s rack up some Ls for the couch fucker. 🇭🇺

We have texts of him excited about bombing the houthis.

Thank god there global warming isn’t real and there are no massively disruptive technical innovations coming

A lot of people might regret tearing down norms about assassination

Seriously why the fuck do we pay money to these people for them to not tell us what they know

I am not the only person frantically trying to buy a used EV right now and i can tell you that because i lost the last three i tried to buy because someone else agreed to pay more than the listed price before i did.

Solar too

Oh it’s cute you think we aren’t part of an avalanche of senders.

The genius that picked Janet Mills to beat Platner thinks were wrong, Nazis truly find the most helpful idiots at the highest levels.