😭😭 i have to go be responsible now and go eat and continue on with statistics everyone i am being SO brave

U.U horny au of the au where yueyuan fuck about it before the arranged proposal happens—

screaming crying throwing up about sqq convincing binghe to let him hit that and yqy brat taming binghe. sqq so turned on watching the two strongest men in the world fuck

yqy 🤝 sy!sqq, horny over demonic features their lovers have—

*hand in the fountain* i dont want to do statistics i want to imagine sj with shiny green claws and dream up other demonic features for him to have

anyways im dummy stupid lmao

me, staring blankly at my statistics page: why is this making even less sense than normal
my caffeine and food, forgotten in my car: are we a joke to you

i do not have generosity in my heart. this student is a tesla owner that uses the self driving feature and watches sports on his laptop on mute IN CLASS

😭😭 the american ppl can NOT read oh my fucking GOD. me and my professor slowly losing our patience today with this one guy who, if only he would READ and thus COMPREHEND the daily problems, would not be fighting with the professor about the answer

and now he can do it whenever!!!! every time he sees him!!!!!! i need yqy to be sooooooooo repressedly self-satisfied about this

yessssssssss i'm so weak to fruit gifts your brain is so big and huge yqy showing he can provide i love this. and who can blame him!!!! no one!!!! in sj's previous life he would have never allowed this yqy is luxuriating!!!

a gift made from his blood!!!! i love the headcanon demons wear jewelry to show off that they aren't afraid of it getting torn out of their ears/heads/neck and i'm envisioning a whole set made of yqy's blood omg

leaving scars as a mark of mercy and a claim i'm FROTHING at the mouth omg 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🤤 yqy happily wearing all of sj's claw marks and i think he should get to bite sj, as a treat for ME. a little cultural exchange since he won't draw his own sword–

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yueyuan friendship beloved!!!!!!!!! they like each other!!!!!!! i need them bonding!!!!!!!

this was NOT what i was supposed to be doing the last forty minutes lmaoooooooo

oh team i'm doomed. i want miku's v6 boots and i DID open up the internet to look for boots i could paint the bottoms of........lord help me my likes about to get CRAZY

LOUD CHEERING OH MY GOD i'm living sorry yqy for your painful embarrassment

tw emeto

yqy, who actually has a ton of experience helping people through aphrodisiac poisoning and has generally gotten very good at the acts involved, shoving his face on sj's cock too fast and throwing up on him.

he's never been more mortified. forget xuan su THIS is his greatest failure

<- i need him to be a freak, your honor. this could be their first fight, mayhaps.

and god your brain is so big yqy mAKING things out of the kill for sj 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 practical gifts for his new practical husband i'm so 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

yqy should be stolen in the middle of the night!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️
god,,,,i think it would be so sexy of yqy to be SOOOO into being snatched that he makes sj snatch him AGAIN. "yes we're engaged and i'm going to walk right back to cang qiong so you can break in again. i have a sleeping tea mu-shidi gave me 😊"

qijiu /

team i'm outsourcing my labor WHAT are our favorite demonic courting tropes i thought about yqy ripping something in half with his bare hands as a strength test and passed out bc all the blood in my body was–

😭 same hereeeeeee 🤝

glad youre okay!!! but damn sorry you do indeed have to go to work 😔💔

good luck!!!

lmao
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yueyuan friendship i WANT you!!!!!!!!!

teaching yqy abt demon customs. "manipulating" yqy into letting him braid his hair & practice demonic hair styles. both of them making faces at some demonic cuisines theyve had to eat. yqy teasing sqq about how he doesnt do shit in court!

the two of them with a headache thinking about sect optics

have not gotten v far into plotting this au but thinking thoughts of sy!sqq helping yqy get ready......

bingmei... (wip)

i think binghe can be a size queen too. as a treat.

bingge in a feminine hanfu sitting on dragon emperor sy's lap, face to face and close to kissing

bingge in a half-undone robe lounging on a bed, on his back, legs crossed, reading a book. underneath his thighs, bite marks can be seen. his hair is done in a long braid and tied with sy's ribbon

bingge in a cute hanfu and hair done with twin buns

concubine bingge au things 🪻