It’d be funny if anthropic turned out to be a performance art project satirising behavioural psychology

It was so good I am impossibly full

I was early to the curry house and made a list of the best things and when others arrived they told me to just order for everyone and now A LOT of food is coming and I think they might all be regretting it but I am very excited

Apple Watch shows sleep score of 100

big news I have completed sleep

I look forward to receiving my check 🥰

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

don't let the doubters stop you from achieving your dreams

two sexy images of me with iphone on tripod on head thus excellently simulating gopro advantages

gopro

we're lucky here there's a very active (if slightly monopolising group) that are doing a good job of bringing big acts to Leeds

Because of this they put on another Leeds gig in a much bigger venue… also sold out in seconds. I didn’t get one but glad I managed the smaller one. The hype is real 🙃

morning brain initially read this as ‘my girlfriend tom waits’ and I think that’d be a great sketch

‘Sometimes existing industries and institutions need to be destroyed so something better can emerge.’

I read this as progressive disruption tbh, ‘institutions’ makes me think problematic old money systemic racism etc

6% 🤷‍♂️ I might be in the wrong industry

Tiny card from kid to mum ‘get well soon 💐 mum’

Inside of card reads ‘April Fools!!! I acully do love you and you do not need a card to get well soon.’

hahaha

simple — I just clear some time, sit down and lock in

a few hours later I’ve had a good cry and shortlisted a few snare sounds

Ok but… can I turn them on and off with a physical switch?

‘is there an email that I can download?’ (nana’s way of asking if she can get on the wifi)

it's strange sometimes, the things you find yourself doing once you learn @rive.app

sorry for tiktok but vm.tiktok.com/ZNRQRg1tc/

Vic & Bob`s Afternoon Delights Episode 11 Singalongsong Gas Incident 18th July 2011 YouTube video by Dr. Hank Shanklin

Man, I love Richard Dawson

I found Joe Bennett's vimeo page and I'm so happy

rofl this is what happens when all the artists are boycotting you

3D Oscilloscope anyone? If you have to ask why, we can't be friends.

CW: flashing images / high pitched sound

blob

🙏 thanks Tim

something unusual

always knew you were a powerhouse

design is when you make stuff look like a thing

design is when you make stuff look like a thing

I already regret googling that