George Michael - Flawless (Go To The City) (Official Video) YouTube video by georgemichaelVEVO

As it's St George's Day ... X youtu.be/QgGDcn46aW8?...

Percy Picktooth is more terrifying than anything in Donnie Darko.

Post a better subject for a biopic named "Michael". #BetterMichaelFilms

Wow, that would be amazing, can I talk about Blotto please?! My favourite!

NEIL BRAND is this week's special guest on Goon Pod!

Available HERE: pod.link/1569929507

This version of the Disneyland sign is the best, and I will not consider any other opinions. Well, you can have opinions, but this version is the best one.

Bit of a last-minute one, but me and @bobfischer.bsky.social will be bringing the Scarred For Life Folk Horror show to Whitby's Hand of Glory Festival next Friday 1 May at 9pm - and it's free. You heard me: free!

Mayday weekend in Goth Central? It's like folklore Christmas!

"You see, Captain Picard, Gul Madred has a different way of calculating the number of lights."

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She has such a lovely smile though...

No matter how many times I see this it still sends me 💀

Hahaha!! I love Nugget, he is so funny!

So you don’t know how to get through the Strait of Hormuz…EITHER?!

Mini penne With a photo of a mall miniature penne pasta

*Sean Connery voice

When is he going to actually die?! These death throes have been going on for years!!

Carpet of bluebells and tall trees with sun poking through leaf canopy at top

Another pic from today's walk

This is a podcast in the making...

Haha!! You should apply this dogged determination Graeme towards a certain supermarket siren..!

Ha! I don't agree with that either but that is different!

I'm just relieved nobody is talking about how I said I bought a house in Clacton, then admitted it was in the name of my girlfriend, Laure Ferrari, even though she couldn't afford £885,000, which conveniently meant I avoided £44,000 in tax.
Please don't share.

If you give cocaine to salmon they'll divide it up and sell it. They already have the scales.

An image containing a post from Isabel Oakeshott complaining that the press are reporting on her boyfriend’s tax dodging accompanied by various reports about his tax dodging.

'Richard Tice’s girlfriend is very annoyed that the free press she champions, despite having emigrated to a dictatorship without one, is investigating her boyfriend for stuff she says people who aren’t her boyfriend, like Angela Rayner, should resign over.'

You couldn’t make it up. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Hahaha!! Let's rip all the charm and humanity out of everything!

BTW I am ETERNALLY GRATEFUL to @thebookerprizes.com for doing this tribute to my radio comedy WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE AUSTEN?

What if the Mona Lisa was a photo

What if Michaelangelo's David was done on a 3-D printer?

Very true!! 😮

The last of his kind...*wipes away tear*

Hang on, I had to return to this, you are not an arsehole!

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