QOD “ground level birds-eye view”

Cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written and I think it’s important to credit our sources.

You clearly were allowed to stop petting long enough to take that picture. True helping would have at least one hand mandatorily occupied with pets.

Two Void panthers of considerable girth stand on wood laminate floors plotting evil.

The Ides of March approach and the Voids are gathering.

Box of vanadium purple ink next to sample of writing with that ink

43.37 - guess I need a hobby too

Generally I'm the only one allow a "Phil, no" . But you've got a strong case here. Carry on.

I too have a tortie goblin who is nibbling my pens (after being to to stop nibbling the power cord)

"My husband complains about the cold," the man said. "Can you teach me a spell to keep him warm?"

"I can teach you to bind hair into a net to catch heat," the wizard said, "using arcane counting and a pair of fine wands."

After a while, the man said "Isn't this knitting?"

"This, too, it's magic."

I just got him back. Wait an appropriate amount of time and then maybe you can borrow home.

Today in technology or magic:
Coworker: Can you help me with $machine? Its giving me $error.
Me: Huh. I haven't seen it do that before. But let me poke at it.
Sometime later and lots of poking....
Me: Well its fixed, I think, but I haven't a clue how I fixed it nor why you got that error...

No cheating: quote skeet with the most recent picture of your pet

Welcome, all, to the Year of the Curious Squid.

A heraldic-style portrait of the Year of the Curious Squid. The squid looks somewhat startled, and has a green body with blue tentacles and a blue stripe along its mantle

I choose to take this as a positive omen.

(As named and drawn by Paul Kidby, illustrator of Discworld.)

Someday the Big Book of Heresy will happen

Fire extinguisher next to a statue of Joan of Arc

Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)

Artemis, a dilute tortie, is very asleep on my blue desk chair

Have an Artemis stealing my chair for a nap.

A sticker with a image of a meditating moose with “Namoosete YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK” under it

And mindful

A white and brown tabby cat sits in front of a red circle with a white X in the middle. Above are the words “Phil no”

Here you go

Artemis has returned to her kitten hobby of tasting charging wires, am not impressed with nonsense.

Void panther with a white tail tip sitting inside a cardboard beer box.

I am in my Fortress of Voiditude. Give noms.

definitely try again, Hansen's soda already exists

It was peaceful until the cat nation attacked

That concert was lovely, but there could be morel learning and we could be blessed again.

shiny math rocks!

Lucy the dog sits on grass with her head cocked to the side. Below her is the words “Phil no”

You may need this helpful Lucy. (Photo by @jesshebert.bsky.social )

Fuck it. Let’s run a give away. This dice box can be yours if you
-follow me
-repost
If you are live in Canada let me know and you get 3 entries. I got shipping. Giveaway ends on Sunday March 9th!
Good luck!

KM3NeT xkcd.com/3053

A dilute tortie sits in a box filled with brown paper.

This kitty:

A dilute tortie sleeps on a pink cushion