ACCOUNTANT PHIL, LAWYER DAN. HOW HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAG

Marine biologist Dan x marine biologist in training/apprentice Phil...

ASTRONAUT AU?? THAT TIES INTO THE BITLIFE LORE

Phil being the man version of those wives that kill their super rich husbands AU when??? Amd he ends up actually falling in love with the newest one???

Do I have to do everything myself here (farm/countryside AU)

"Make DnP edits fucking" S I R

AYYOO????

Sorry, I'm still here

Gun (this is a joke, please don't)

THE RETURN OF THE STAR SHIRT. PARTNERED WITH THE PASTEL HEART SHIRT...

I didn't expect it to be popular, so I didnt mute it before release. But then again, one of the main cast is literally Rachel Zegler

I promise I'm fine (just had to mute Y2K and related tags on Tumblr because I saw spoilers)

Not trying to be rude, but you should definitely tell your doctor this.

Congratulations!!!!!

SHAZAM MY BELOVED /P

Hiiiiii

Tag yourself

Vlasic, Hidden Valley, and Pillsbury, the Holy Trinity

No, but this collection of ornaments goes so hard. You got Dorito's. Vlasic. Klondike. PILLSBURY???

We'll meet again...

SHE'S OUT OF STOCK

Next time I go to the store, I'm looking for the ranch ornament I found last year. Girl, I'm so sorry for leaving you...

The one thing keeping me away from that hellhole is seeing that man. Why am I getting posts from the rainbow-haired Waterparks twink

Every time I open Twitter, I get posts from Awsten Knight.

I do not follow Awsten Knight

My first thought was Stanzi Potanzi, but specifically when she does her podcast voice or her infomercial voice 😭

Why does it sound like this one influencer. Like that sounds like her voice, and the thought is HORRIFYING

I MISSED AN ALBUM DROP⁉️

Understandable!!!

almost desensitized to it? Like I know if someone says it, they're talking to ME, but at the same time, I know it isn't ME, if that makes sense??

Olay, what's wild is that, like. I'm not out irl. I had a temporary "out" period almost seven years years ago, but I wasn't even "fully" out then. I've known I wasn't cis since I was 10/11, and gone by preferred names online since then. I get called my dead name by everyone irl, but I've been⸺