Nobody

Absolutely nobody

Roadrunner:

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

The Calvin and Hobbes "I'll show you something interesting" meme. Panel 1: Calvin's dad: "Doing politics? I'll show you something interesting." Panel 2: Calvin's dad: "The two types of politics are potholes and brexit. All politics fall into these two categories. Bin collections? Potholes. Gender recognition reform getting blocked? Brexit." Calvin: "Yeah..." Panel 3: Calvin's dad: "NHS? Potholes. Scottish independence? Brexit. Despite people tying immigration to brexit, it's actually potholes."

She was going to try and clap back to Druski with blackface and realised at the eleventh hour it was a bad decision.

Free Press Dipshit Humiliates Herself In Public Again | Defector By now, Free Press reporter Olivia Reingold has established her beat as doggedly reporting on her own humiliation. This is someone who excels not just at taking an L, but at putting all of her Ls in a big pile and showing them off to whoever happens to be nearby. Reingold’s latest embarrassment came at…

"This is someone who excels not just at taking an L, but at putting all of her Ls in a big pile and showing them off to whoever happens to be nearby." defector.com/free-press-d...

A clean, minimalist SaaS-style infographic in soft blue and white tones. At the top, a translucent cracked cube logo sits above the title “Project SugarGlass™,” with the tagline “Security through sincerity.” beneath it. Below, a large headline reads “Worried about new AI capabilities finding vulnerabilities in your code?” followed by “We ensure they won’t.” The center features five rounded feature cards. The first describes a robots.txt protection layer asking AI not to scan for vulnerabilities. The second, labeled “AI Non-Consent Banner,” shows a bold orange banner with crossed-out “AI” text and a robot icon, and the words “NO AI PERMITTED.” The third is a “Human Authenticity Seal” stating code was plausibly reviewed by humans. The fourth is a “Static Confidence Scanner” requiring developers to rate how secure they feel about their code before deployment. The fifth is a “Bluesky Threat Filter” that blocks @attie.ai. Below the cards is a row of certification-style badges reading “AI-Free Datacenter Certified,” “100% Human-Aligned Security,” and “Ethically Secured™.” At the bottom, small text reads "Because if you don't look at the cracks, they aren't there."

Whether AI security vectors are hypothetical or just hype,

New threats require familiar solutions.

Secure your code with Project SugarGlass™

is eating ass basically a sandwich. on account of the buns and such

this is an "at least three"-level answer

How is a man who's been in court this much surprised that legal proceedings are boring as shit?

the followed bot being almost entirely sex and the blocked bot being almost entirely politics is so fucking funny

Literally just learned about this story lmao

A screenshot of known fascist, racist, and failed actor Laurence Fox getting owned by leader of the Green Party Zack Polanski in a truly delightful way.

When @zackpolanski.bsky.social destroyed old Looza Fox with just one word… and it was an absolute delight!

Leading Report on Twitter writes: "BREAKING: U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42."

Here are 5 menswear outfits to make recruitment officers think you're 43 🧵

It’s just funny that they’re still pretending it’s because he was such a great general and not because he fought for ethnonationalism and slavery. All that edglord nonsense and they still can’t be honest bsky.app/profile/bern...

Everyone will be quick to point out how Vietnam ended, but my favorite part of this is about how our military is somehow “leashed” under Pete Hegseth. Which just goes to show how there will always be some idiot finance bro in NYC claiming we’re fighting wars with one hand tied behind our backs.

a neil gaiman defender contests a response of 'no' to a link to a substack, and is told 'I see that like Neil Gaiman, you don't understand that no is a complete sentence'

you want to see a murder

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.

trade disputes and conspiracies ✔️

republic subverted over sex hangups ✔️

“sand people” killed, royalty indifferent ✔️

naive idiot casts vote for tyranny ✔️

villains with silly names like “dooku” ✔️

powerful clerical order screwing up ✔️

list goes on

Perfect example of why everyone hates tech people. Perpetually aggrieved self righteous douchebags who cant even take the lightest ribbing of their unwarranted sense of self importance lol

BREAKING: U.S. Central Command is now saying internally that this war against Iran is likely to last through September, per POLITICO

Israel Epstein - Wikipedia

They’re calling him “the least Googleable man of all time”

This wasn’t a take on being in a war zone that I was expecting and yet…

Turns out lowering bills, protecting the NHS and rebuilding our public services is really popular.

This is just the beginning - people are seeing through the attacks and demanding something better.

And we're making hope normal again - together.

news.sky.com/story/greens...

It's fascinating to watch cooler Labour heads like Sadiq Khan and Andy Burnham say that comparing the Greens and Reform together is a terrible tactic.

Yet Labour ministers are hourly on shows keeping up the same narrative.

The Green Party and Reform are completely the opposite!

starmer always charting the least popular course on every issue is pretty impressive, really. "the US can use our bases to bomb people, but doing that is bad" congrats, you managed to get our bases attacked in such a way that generates zero good will with anyone, masterful

Sorry I can't hear you properly, can you try removing some of the boot before speaking?

How many op eds have they published about occupying tel aviv? Or cutting off aid to Israel entirely?