The heart aflutter music from LTD is what made me believe in love again

I speak like a fuckin idiot, so I use that to my advantage

trading rend collective for mumford and sons was a canon event on the christian to agnostic pipeline

My Roman Empire is how Brie Larson is the perfect pick for voicing Rosalina. Girl threw out her first bf since he said she was taking Mario Galaxy too seriously

Just wanna say fuck y’all from 2019 who dragged Brie Larson thru the mud for being a strong independent woman

Us Wii U owners gotta stick together 😤😤

Me yesterday while watching Always Sunny: Roxy kinda looks like Alanna Ubach but there ain’t no way

Me today, checking her filmography: Well I’ll be damned

If I don’t leave the theater like this, I’m demanding my money back 😤

Contemporary Christianity is perhaps the blandest culture of all time

Rainbow Road from Mario Kart World gives me the same feeling that worship music does for Christian’s (I assume)

Is it a flex to have not listened to a single episode of Joe Rogan’s podcast?

Responding to everyone wishing me a happy Easter with “and may the good Lord Harambe bless your household with a bountiful harvest of bananas”

Flex seal is the anti-thesis to false advertising

Fighting the ender dragon while listening to Huntrix’s Takedown is a vibe

No one ever went to war over solar energy.

Me: it’s crazy that Chuck Norris is still alive

*3 hours later*

Me: Welp

Still can’t believe my cousin married a cop smh

I was looking up baby monitors (I’m not expecting or planning, just curious about using one for other purposes) and they have video now??

In ten years people will say the 2026 Dinosaurs miniseries looks like video game graphics

Anyway here’s my remix which inspired me to make the template in the first place lol #nonreligious

The air conditioning repair annex is one of the most bizarre parts of community

Tbh the only reason I call the Beatles overrated instead of mid is bc fewer rabid fanboys will come after me if I say the former instead

I believe the death penalty should only be applied to the worst of the worst. Specifically those who repeatedly violate others and/or the constitution

Sometimes when speaking I butcher my sentences to see if anyone notices

Every time I watch a video where they pause the topic for a Bible reading, I decide not to watch that YouTuber again

I hate my phone but also I don’t?

We need a modern day Henry Ford (someone influential to cut hours while doubling pay)

On occasion I’ll make my point clumsily and it makes me sound like a fuckin idiot, but somehow my point comes across regardless

I stopped being religious about a year and a half ago, but recently I’ve discovered I still get that spiritual feeling when I’m outdoors. So I’ve concluded that I just really enjoy the outdoors

Bitch is one of my favorite words to say, shame that misogynists had to start using it on women smh

Valentine’s Day is for couples. I don’t give a fuck about reclaiming it for all love.

There’s enough pressure in life as is, I am not about to start making grand gestures for everyone I care about on a single day.