Getting beat up on IG live is so crazy to me. You trying to end the live and your op trying to end your life.

I know what you did during Covid👀

Cam Newton talking sports > Cam Newton talking about his dumbass views on women and his relationships with women.

“Rest in peace my granny, she got hit by a bazooka
Yeah, I think about her every time I hit the hookah”

Women be having all that ass back there working at the most interesting places.

“5 albums, 100 songs, and you ain't got no fuckin' Yeezy?

I bet you got some J-Kwon, you ain't got no fuckin Yeezy?”

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$8 for a box of cereal???

Reflecting on the Trial of Seven

Maaaaaan ain’t nothing wrong with a handjob. I’ll never be too good for a ol handy dandy.

Why is Floyd fighting MIKE TYSON in the fucking Congo in April!?!!??!

G Herbo and NBA Youngboy are proof that the streets still have superstars.

Corey Holcomb going sad and I’m loving every minute of it.

Dead Internet Theory starting to feel less like a conspiracy and more like a user experience review. I open Twitter and it’s 60% bots, 30% engagement bait, and 10% actual humans fighting for their lives in the replies.

A Knight of the seven kingdoms is peak television. I can’t put into words how much I’m enjoying this.

Just made chicken fried rice

The first niggas to get shot by a gun was prolly confused as shit. Like he probably had so many questions lol

Imagine if Game of Thrones had their version of First Take.

“Jamie Lannister is…what, the 5th best swordsman in Westerosi history?

But friend…

Question: Who are the pple reading these Quan Millz books???

Its my birthday. Say something nice.

On my second bottle of mimosas and I’ll beat every ass in here.

Just had a young negro co-worker ask me if I “knew that Bubba Sparks was white?” *millennial deep sigh*

He deserves EVERYTHING lol

“New opp pack in the air, this gas or what? He'd still be alive right now, if you niggas ain't gas him up”

Is anyone doing a fantasy football league I can join?

5 mimosas in and I’m feeling very sexy.

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“I will bote, por Donnul Tronk”

Just sitting here thinking about all the crazy women I dealt with and they all had two things in common. They played the Sims and had coloring books.

BET Awards is tonight in downtown LA while the city is burning