Just saw a 9 year old perform a floor routine in part to “Turn Down for What” so everything is tracking

Pink Monsters are a big hit, apparently

Youth gymnastics meet in Iowa selling beer at 8 am

Yes exactly

Imma be real with you: AI is pretty good at this. It’s my primary use case.

Dave Matthews Band: “Stop the Genocide. Stop Killing Children”

Ask someone “you bike all the time, you must be pretty fast huh?”

Idea: Molon labe shirts but it’s the Virginia battle flag. I’m guessing not nearly enough people would get the joke.

13.5 hours of daylight today and it’s a 15F wind chill! It’s bullshit I tell you!!

This is hilarious 😂😂
They made a song out of the comment section on this video! 🤣🤣

I find the 0.0 a pretty good copy of regular because they’re both skunky. If you like one you’ll like the other.

In a book from 2002, Andrew Lloyd Weber was referred to as the “most commercially successful composer in history” citing the NYT. Leaving aside singer-songwriters, this can’t still be true today? Contenders: John Williams, Hans Zimmer, LM Miranda, Robert Anderson (double EGOT!)

Cannot possibly think of anyone else to whom this might apply

Ain’t worried about the cold. I AM a little worried about the wind.

If you havin pope problems I feel bad for you son /
I got 95 problems…and here they are

First (and Free) gravel bike ride (race?? Well for some of us) of the year, Saturday! Gotta get yourself to Freewheel Bike on Eagan but if you’re in S MPLS/STP it’s pretty easy to bike there.

15F and windy? Don’t really want to stop for gas but have to? Absolutely could not be me.

Any small inconvenience you may encounter here is vastly outweighed by “I never have to go to the gas station. Car is full every morning”.

Henry VIII’s Dating App Profiles “Grieving widower seeking comely maid to provide comfort and more male heirs in time of deep sorrow over the passing of my favorite wife from childbed fever....

"Grieving widower seeking comely maid to provide comfort and more male heirs in time of deep sorrow over the passing of my favorite wife from childbed fever. Must be okay with being outranked by my infant son. DM pic first. No uggos."

It’s easy to lose hope here, but I can assure you we will not stop fighting, and that this mine will not get built while I still draw breath.

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

We are Democrats. We are DFLers. We vote DFL, we caucus DFL, and we knock doors for DFL candidates. We are not Republicans, we are not funded by Republicans, and we are not interested in helping Republicans win elections.

My extensive “we are not republicans” section raising a lot of questions already answered by the section

Sounds like an AI made up another AI to be friends with

Yesterday On Line I saw someone make “Sock-a-mole” everyday we stray further from gods light

Athletic brewing lite lime and salt

This was solid. This is good way to tart up the inevitable off flavors that come with NA beer - just add lime and salt!

After further review it appears Mimi is the only main character in Rent who actually has a job.

Just successfully installed a brand new bike tire, tubeless, on my first try. Who wants to touch me???

Watch the video. This is why you need real offline friends, as in “friends who are not online”. You say stuff like this to them and they say “you sound like a crazy person”. Better than touching grass.

And there’s that stupid Hope Breakfast Bar right by the NSC…

Image of the proposed 466 mile citywide bike network in Milan being built for $285M.

This is more than 11x the amount that Minneapolis has spent on bike infrastructure in the past decade.

Milan GDP: $250B
Mpls GDP: $350B

For comparison, the 494 expansion from Edina to Richfield will cost $377M. 494/35W interchange: $255 million.

We can have nice things. We just choose not to.