Alex Jones is truly one of the most evil people alive. He's lucky he lives in an era where the punishment for behavior like his is losing your website and not thumbscrews.

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

A pro-Susan Collins super PAC keeps running this ad with corporate lobbyist & former House GOP Leader Ellie Espling going on about how Collins cured her cancer or something. Let's look at Ellie's record in the Maine House on health care:

I’m not a lawyer, and I’m exhausted, so I can’t say exactly which part of the constitution forbids it, but if the constitution does not forbid the president from suing the government in his personal capacity and then ordering the government to settle in his official one, it forbids nothing.

Today in totally normal country and not a banana republic at all

I’m at my youngest boy’s lacrosse practice now

This guy is a grade a moron. One of the true imbeciles in politics

These fucking idiots misinterpret literally everything regarding art, literature, music, movies… they are literally always wrong lol

No neither would I

As funny as this is, watching video I think it’s a shadow lmao

Oh… my… God…

You have to wonder how many of these calls are just his kids pranking him.

I got this earlier

Perfect for a party of 5th level adventurers

I wouldn’t entrust Perkins with a can opener

Legendary lol

Trump officials have been peddling the same lies to survive the daily news cycle for the past 6 weeks, and people keep buying what they’re selling.

‘We won the war. Tomorrow you’ll see. Prices are coming down. Tomorrow you’ll see. We’ll kill them. Tomorrow you’ll see.’

Saturday was dreadful. And I know we’ve had a couple of very tough moments that may cost us. We may yet have others.

But you don’t lose that game Saturday and come back and lock down a match like we did today, you don’t get that kind of effort and that result - unless you are tough as nails.

I am sure a lot of people who care more about being down on Arsenal will deride this tie as insufficient, unimpressive, underwhelming.

But in our state, with our injuries, in the context of recent struggles, reaching the CL semis is a massively impressive accomplishment.

Kudos to the entire team.

A true villain

lol, and furthermore lmao

few people have ever deserved this kind of professional humiliation more than john eastman

Some delicious news.

Yup. Just gotta pull harder on my bootstraps

Being American just means you are constantly being bled dry

TurboTax and H&R Block spent $7 million lobbying the Trump administration to kill Direct File.

Both companies donated to Trump's 2024 campaign and inauguration committees.

Back to back CL Semi Finalist for the first time in our history.

Now let’s hope we get some reinforcements for the weekend