A successful botanical quest! The Criterion Ranch Trail is a few miles south of the town of Maupin. We went there to see the sagebrush violet (Viola trinervata) in bloom. It's one of the most beautiful wild violets, growing in sagebrush desert. A mountain bluebird visited us ...
@knowledgefight.bsky.social needs a photoshoot with the desk
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
Please stand by for more.
There's a guy around here with a corvette all decked out with maga shit who likes to do donuts in the intersections by my apartment. Most nights for the past four years. I keep hoping to hear the glorious crunch of it smacking into a concrete retaining wall, and his tantrum afterward
a stuffed hercules beetle toy with a little yellow vest reading WRITER SUPPORT BUGGE
a stuffed hercules beetle toy with a little yellow vest reading 'I AM WORKING, DO NOT PET'
Also reminder that @thefuzzyslug.bsky.social sent me an emotional support bugge (more portable than a dog, dragon, or mini horse) a while back and I lurve him
He is SUPPORTIVE
Fluffy gray tabby holding down a cluster of multicolored feathers that are clipped to a wand. It’s about half a dozen feather toys we clipped together so we didn’t lose them - but he found it, and now it’s his favorite thing.
The Morning Monty picks up where he left off
Being on the phone is a task. It is a whole task. Do not expect me to converse and do literally any other task at the same time, and if you insist I do tasks while talking do not be surprised when I get increasingly crabby. You're overloading my RAM.
the ancient ritual of warming up leftovers and putting an egg on top, known as "lunch,"
I have a Bergman loom and two spinning wheels if you need to upsell the idea
Does your mom want an additional daughter, perchance
Tiny calico kitten with big eyes and big belly
It is 4am and all your grams are belonging to Patata! 300g!!! Go baby girl!
Okay, this needs a reboot. Damn, that is one lovely garment! Would look brilliant in waxed canvas.
We'll just throw a fluffy blanket over you for a few days a month, so the cats can still snooze on you in full comfort
I hope she's collected them by now
I saw a big fight on reddit sometime last night about whether chiropractors are actual doctors or not, and a horrible number of people were confidently arguing yes.
This is so good, especially when you're scrolling and see the perfect, serious top half of the face first and then...!
The thing about having to sit in the sunlight every day for vitamin d and mental health is that the sun is very burny hot and I don't like it
Fluffy gray tabby asleep with his face upturned - and tongue sticking out.
anyway good night
post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet:
Gray cat in a harness, laying on my legs in a hammock.
Out birdwatching with my furball
Sound up for some hunting chitter as Ginny enjoys the new catio
Grizzly, a black cat, is sprawled on a countertop (he's not supposed to be there) with his front legs on an open cookbook. His front paws are crossed just so. He is fully blocking access to the knife block behind him. Surely I didn't intend to cook anything when he's RIGHT THERE.
'You can't possibly need anything under me. Behold how cute I am!' ~all the cats
This is what I wake up to twice a night. I promise that I do actually feed them.
Tubby little tater tots! They're so round!
Brown tabby kitten with milk around mouth after a bottle feeding
3am milk mouf
Fluffy gray tripod tabby with one fang lying curled up in a modified shrimp/croissant position - which is to say, he appears poorly assembled, and/or possibly dropped that way from a great and terrible height. But no. He is a spoiled little man, snoring happily.
anyway good night
Where is Freud buried and who wants to piss on his grave with me
Emergency kitten- Patata baba editio
Keep your chin up. Someday there'll be happiness again. robin hood fox in beggar’s clothing
dear moots attempting to use bsky:
