Naw, they think his name is Cash.

He doesn't even drink....but he has an epic liquor Cabinet.

E.X.A.C.T.L.Y. 🎯

Preznit Fuckwit throws a shit-fit, gets banned from the bunker Loser McLoserpants is worried about losing in Iran

I shit you not. according to a report in the Wall Street Journal, Nazi Donny actually got banned from the Command Room.
Can you imagine any other president in recent memory getting eighty-sixed from the center of operations? No, you can’t. It’s practically unthinkable.

#Loser

Kash Patel: Trump's Latest DUI Hire

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who’s the falling-down drunkest sewer clown of them all? Kash, Kash, he's our man — if he can't chug it, no one can

Who’s the falling-down drunkest Trump sewer clown of them all? 🤡 🍺
Kash, Kash, he's our man — if he can't chug it, no one can!

Can't "age well" for even 2 days.

TELL Congress: Trump's disastrous policies have given the rich even more tax breaks. Billionaires got $1.5 TRILLION richer in year 1 of Trump's 2nd term. Sen. Warren's Ultra-Millionaire Tax Act will end this & fund government services! Tax the rich NOW!
via@demandprogress.bsky.social ADD YOUR NAME!

A new book was published yesterday in the US & UK: ‘The Rise and Fall of The House of York,’ with #PrinceAndrew & #Fergie's connection to Donald Trump, Jeffrey Epstein & Melania Trump.”

#Epstein is quoted that he had SEX with MELANIA 1 year before Donald commenced his relationship with her. 🫦

Trump's Scary Health Admission Shocks Everyone YouTube video by Adam Mockler

Donald Trump said that "Our President" is "Gavin Newscum"

WTAF???

I was never friends with Jeffrey Epstein!
I just did him 1 little favor & brought him back from the dead.
#JeffreyEpstein #JesusTrump

In Revelations, the Anti-Christ openly mocked, and impersonated Jesus. Just sayin.

Consumer Reports analysis of multiple at-home hair dyes and hair chalk found issues with all of them - WTOP News It can be fun to switch up your personal aesthetic with hair dye. However, a Consumer Reports analysis of several at-home hair dyes found issues with each one.

⚠️ Do NOT let your kids use #HairChalk! ☠️ ⚠️

Thou shalt not commit blasphemy against Samuel L. Jackson’s monologue in Pulp Fiction, motherfucker!
#PeteHegseth #MAGA #PulpFiction #BibleVerses

BAD-ASS LE Woman takes down child predator. U go, girl!!!

Steve Bannon Humiliated As Pants Peeing Scandal Goes Viral YouTube video by Jack Cocchiarella

Steve Bannon, Trump Advisor and #JeffreyEpstein accomplice
PEED HIMSELF at a live event, on stage.... #MAGA & #MAHA

At least this guy waited until his wife was DEAD before moving on....MUCH more than we can say about #POTUS

Grindr hosting White House event, Trump breaks up with half of MAGA and a big balloon Bryon noem YouTube video by Ultra Good Productions

Grindr hosting White House event⁉️ YUP!
Shout-out to @UltraGoodProductions here @ultragood.bsky.social
and on #YouTube!

TELL Congress: Speaker Johnson will hold votes TODAY (Tuesday, April 15,) to extend warrantless spying on Americans. There's a bipartisan coalition of lawmakers in Congress demanding reforms to government mass surveillance. Sign the petition: Block Trump's warrantless surveillance of Americans!

Why Her ‘Friend’ Is Lighting a Melania-Epstein Time Bomb A one-time fast friend is threatening harm to the first lady—and Hollywood has thoughts on disgraced Eric Swalwell, our must-read newsletter The Swamp reveals.

Bwaahahahahhaa! 🧨
💥 #Melania #Melanoma #Epstein #EpsteinFiles 💥

"My email to "G" was just a "TRIBAL NOTE‼️" 👹

You can't make this stuff up.
#Melania #Melanoma #Ghislaine #Epstein

"My email reply was *catherized* by the media!" ⚕️

#Melania has been here > 27 years on an #EinsteinVisa and STILL can't read or speak ENGLISH.

several bottles of ketchup are lined up on a table ALT: several bottles of ketchup are lined up on a table

Hide the ketchup, yo.

WHERE U FRM MELANIA & HOW DID U MEET? YouTube video by Tony Dortie

TRUMP introduced #Melania and said she's from AUSTRIA!
He's had dementia, at least since 1999.

Trump has a point:
The Pope has actually forgiven millions more sinners than he has. /s

Shhhh! Trump already hates her.