I love baseball. Hate the outcome of that one, but damn if that wasn’t entertaining.

No matter how gorgeous you are, whether you’re a 10 or a 4.5, we all look the same when we finish a bag of single serve chips and dump the crumbs into our mouth. It’s the great equalizer.

Dear Padres,
First inning run support for Dylan.
Dylan be vintage.
Add on insurance.
Bullpen lock down.
Win.
Thanks,
Everyone.

Hey @mlb.com your playoff schedule is stupid. Stop putting playoff games while people are working. Playoff baseball should be prime time.

If a ball hits the top of the wall and comes back into play, it’s not a homer. They botched it.

He probably thought Arraez was gonna stop at first like every other person on planet Earth.

This guy for the Rocks has a 6 ERA, throws nothing but heaters in the zone, and the Padres have one hit off him. We’re so fucking cooked.

Seriously. Why is mud missing from all the important series? It’s getting REALLY annoying not having him.

Now hold it. I wanna see a banner drop on the Western Metal building again…

LFGSD!

Hi. Kim Davis can go fuck herself.

You either saw it and experienced it with the like-minded audience, or you missed it. On demand media is fine, but it’s not the same. I know I’m just old and ‘want things the way they were.’ But that’s because it was a genuinely better experience. *sigh*
That’s all for now.

Let us scroll the channels. Have a previous channel button. Play the scrolling guide. Let me have the media from the 90’s/2000’s before you had to have the internet to enjoy tv. Must see tv was the best thing. No matter what you were into.

I need there to be a retro streaming option that literally plays what was on tv in 2001. Like exactly what was on all the channels. So I can go back with my kid and watch all the best moments ‘live’ with him. Like, gimme Monday night Raw Rock vs Stone Cold in real time with commercials and shit.

That 5th inning was 2024 coded.

So instead of letting a vote happen to release the files, our dipshit speaker of the house decides to shut down congress?! Fuck these people. All of them. Especially the piece of shit in charge of it all. Fuck Donald Trump forever.

Just a reminder to say Fuck Trump and his Epstein loving ass.

I know it’s the silliest part of the All-Star game events, but why the hell was the celebrity softball game today? We’re not at the All-Star break yet! I enjoy the softball game, derby, etc. The whole event makes me happy, but I didn’t get to watch it cause I was watching actual baseball. @mlb.com

Ok, so I was two days off…but that was a thing of beauty.

I guess I meant walk every at bat…so, the prediction carries over to the Phillies game tomorrow.

Today is the day Jackson hits an absolute tank to left center and his slump breaks. #LFGSD

Well.
It passed.
We’re fucked.
Good game, America.

Dear Padres Management,
Stop switching Tony Gwynn Jr and Mark Grant.
I need Don and Mud together for my sanity.
No one wants Jr in the TV booth.
Thanks,
Everyone.

I still can’t believe they held up Lockridge on a gapper to the wall. Fire Tim Leiper immediately. He sends the slow guys and stops the fast guys. Make them make the play. Like, WTF.

The “all down by way of the K” bit yesterday made me so mad/sad.

I hope it’s just a dumb contract thing. It also doesn’t make sense to do it when they are playing the Blue Team and the piss and vinegar between the two teams in peak entertainment…but the booth is lacking the same energy.

Putting a position player in to pitch in the 6th is some bush league bullcrap. Like some serious cowardice. #blueteamareabunchofbabies

I want the lineup to be:
Arraez 1B
Machado 3B
Tatis RF
Merrill CF
Sheets DH
Bogaerts SS
Cronenworth 2B
Diaz C
Wade LF
#ForTheFaithful

Anyone else’s ’local radio’ selection on Apple TV not working? I’m stuck with the Apple Broadcasters…

Sweet walk off and all…but can we be done with the Heyward experiment please? He’s not it. Bring Campy back. Anything. #GoPadres