Me waiting at the mechanic trying to look tough so they don't scam me

Today's affirmation: on my momma on my hood, I look fly, I look good

“No one can enjoy being in their room all the time”
me :

Me looking for something sweet to eat after I just had dinner

Me at the interview Vs Me at work

Me when someone's looking at me while I'm doing something ..

Me changing my email to get another free trial:

The total is already at $250 and they haven’t scanned the meat yet 🥲

Y’all rather get fired before the shift or after the shift? 😂

People: Why don't you upload pictures anymore?
Me:

“I blocked my ex fr this time”
The block:

One thing about January is that it will make you feel all 31 days

When you just want some sleep but the sleep don't want you.

Me staring at my bed one last time before i go to work:

How i look after hearing a nostalgic song and start remembering all the good times when i was a kid

when i put “???” in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone

Curious to know 😂😂😂

Me pretending I don't see you in person because I don't have the mental energy for a conversation

That "NO work tomorrow" sleep be hitting different 🤌🏽😮‍💨

I want salary without job.

“Babe yours is perfect, the big ones hurt.”

Me listening to a conversation that is absolutely none of my business

Me and my man because he’s my only friend

Me waiting for it to be late to start rushing:

Someone lighting a cigarette:

me:

When they come to my house without telling
Me: