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Elevated spaghetti sandwich 😍
Waffle maker >>> Panini/Sandwich Maker >>> Foreman Grill

Doctor: Eating cinnamon will help you to lose weight.

Me at the bakery: 10 cinnamon rolls, please.

Long ago, a cat died from being fed four minutes past feeding time. Cats have told their children of this for 3,000 generations.

O yeah! What was surprising was when the stopper came off the bottle didn't seem to be under any pressure - there was no sound of escaping gas like when you open a soda bottle ...but as soon as we started to pour it into a glass- a bit of lace/airy foam and surprise bubbles.

Bubbles Finding Nemo GIF ALT: Bubbles Finding Nemo GIF

I guess he was going for a bit of bubble because it's mead? (And I think mead has a tiny bit of carbonation?)
...but this was like champagne/sparking wine sort of bubbly.
It was a surprise, but a good one.

Here we fixed this for you, @wsj.com

We see you trying to help JD pretend he doesn’t have to wear this war when he runs for president. Nope.

SonOfFartacus made a honey mead that was ready to drink around St. Patrick's Day. I found a bottle this morning and put it in the fridge. We just uncorked it and...bubbles!
Threw some frozen cherries in because why not.

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Remember when we didn't have online betting and a dementia-ridden president that didn't threaten genocide?
Not a fan of Reagan, but at least his broken brain was focused on jelly beans and blow jobs.

A 'Dinosaur Smarties' Easter egg.

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

..but how will they get their very own Dr. Watson to keep them company?

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Are those miles or minutes? Minutes seem do-able. If it's Miles..those are Marathons. 👀

The replies are 😙👌🏻

LOS ANGELES CIVIL RIGHTS ATTORNEYS AND COMMUNITY ORGANIZER FILE LAWSUIT AFTER BEING SHOT WITH 40MM "RUBBER BULLETS" BY LAPD OFFICER

Media advisory for press conference tomorrow Tuesday 4/7 at 9 am outside LAPD HQ 👀

See videos below 👇🏻

Meanwhile I, a smart person, understand that they deliberately planned the mission for a full moon so they would have a bigger target.

Tesla paid zero federal taxes last year. This isn't sustainable.

This is gonna be worth something someday.

I'm not claiming to be a hero, but with every Cadbury MiniEgg I eat, that's a dog not getting chocolate poisoning.

I've saved so many dogs.

Actually we should just give citizenship to every undocumented person in the United States who wants it. Walking over an imaginary line isn't some great moral atrocity. Making people live in the shadows as a permanent underclass absolutely IS.

Brady Bunch Yeah GIF Alt: Slightly aggressive "Yeah" from the Brady Bunch's Alice.

To be fair, even though the election was stolen ...way too many idiots chose Cheetolini. 👎🏻

Call me Alice cuz I've been scrubbing down my friends & family list these last 8 years.

A picture of a cat. It says, “4 years ago lived in a bush and hunted my own meals. Now I have 2 passive incomes, my own house, & a personal chef. Follow me for more financial advice.”

#Caturday

Catholicism coming in clutch:
St. John of God

I think it would be poetic if Earthside Satan died on Easter. What saint do I pray to about that.

Abby cat looking out the front door while Hazel lays next to her.

Happy Caturday from Abby and Hazel!

Handmade sign on a rectangle of cardboard, in black marker and red paint. “TO DO<br>☒ buy milk<br>☒ feed the dog<br>☐ hold them accountable<br>☐ never let this happen again”

see you there

My two-sided sign for today. Side one is a repeat from October.

Seeing a million people turn out and snake through a large city is very cool, I won’t deny that

but my favorite genre of post during these protests is “small town in a red state with the biggest crowd anyone has ever seen”