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Posts by Racletteziel

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Twitch Twitch is the world

Allez, c'est l'heure du live.

Vous venez ? On fait la suite de Cthulhu The Cosmic Abyss !

Je vous jure j'ai pas peur. Pas trop. Enfin un peu. Mais yolo.

www.twitch.tv/mxresurgence

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Pas mal, les bannissements de la soirée : toutes les personnes ayant souligné leur hypocrisie ont eu droit à un perma ban de chaîne.

Ça en dit long sur vos idoles.

À un moment, allez vous faire foutre avec vos idéos de merde. Sous prétexte que ce sont vos potes, tout passe.

9 hours ago 102 55 1 0

Nonobstant AD qui revient et tout les potos qui sont la avec lui sans une seconde d'hésitation, je peut pas dire etre surprise.

Non parce que bon, les violences et abus dans le milieu du streams c'est genre la première chose que j'ai eut en expérience en fait.

Et toujours renouvelée en plus.

5 hours ago 5 3 1 0
Capture d’écran d’un live twitch d’Antoine Daniel de ce soir, en compagnie de Zerator Baghera JDG et Horty

Capture d’écran d’un live twitch d’Antoine Daniel de ce soir, en compagnie de Zerator Baghera JDG et Horty

From « on croit les victimes » to « on bosse à nouveau tous ensemble avec joie avec l’agresseur 2 mois après alors que les multiples victimes ont, sous la pression et sous une avalanche de harcèlement, montré les preuves des messages reçus »

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Si y a des problèmes de budget pour l'exploration spatiale je peux aider et YEET 2-3 personnes sur la Lune moi-même. J'ai quelques idées.

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The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.

It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

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it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

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Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

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Les TDS réclament le RSA à partir de 16 ans pour éviter que les mineurs et les jeunes aient recours à la vente de services sexuels pour survivre.

Fabien Roussel dénonce cette mesure dans une tribune, c'est beaucoup trop communiste à ses yeux...

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MxResurgence - Twitch [FR] [!kofi] [!ulule] [!boutique] Le poulpe ?

C'est l'heure du live et aujourd'hui au on est au fond...

On se tiens au bord de l'abysse cosmique, des mystères, des horreurs eldritchs dans le nouveau Cthullu : The Cosmic Abyss.

Moi qui ai peur des fonds marins, qu'est-ce qui pourrait mal se passer ? 👀

Vous venez ?

www.twitch.tv/mxresurgence

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Twitch Twitch is the world

www.twitch.tv/dystopeak

j'ai oublié de faire la pub du live ici mdr

on joue à Hollow Knight Randomizer avec des settings chelou et plus tard on testera peut être Super Alloy Crush dont le community manager m'a offert la clé!

1 day ago 3 3 1 0

La chance, Moi ils sont jamais partis.

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katie (@katefeetie) on twitter: "put a fried egg on my croque monsieur to make it a croque madame and now jk rowling is outside my house yelling"

katie (@katefeetie) on twitter: "put a fried egg on my croque monsieur to make it a croque madame and now jk rowling is outside my house yelling"

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walter and skyler white looking at a massive pile of kitkats

walter and skyler white looking at a massive pile of kitkats

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LinkedIn job application: "Enter a job that shows relevant experience We share one job title with the employer to introduce you as a candidate."

"Guill"

Autofill: "Guillotine Operator"

LinkedIn job application: "Enter a job that shows relevant experience We share one job title with the employer to introduce you as a candidate." "Guill" Autofill: "Guillotine Operator"

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upright rat with a gun: "i'm afraid you've ratted your last tatouille"

upright rat with a gun: "i'm afraid you've ratted your last tatouille"

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hunter (@3gpmh) on twitter: "micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated"

hunter (@3gpmh) on twitter: "micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated"

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dogweapon on tumblr: "the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world"

dogweapon on tumblr: "the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world"

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james (@heybuddy_comic) on twitter: "when you think your dog is barking at nothing he's actually barking at capitalism"

james (@heybuddy_comic) on twitter: "when you think your dog is barking at nothing he's actually barking at capitalism"

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acanthemp3 on tumblr: "but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly but i stay silly :3" captioning a white kitten that looks for all the world like it's about to have a complete mental breakdown, twitchy eye and all.

acanthemp3 on tumblr: "but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly but i stay silly :3" captioning a white kitten that looks for all the world like it's about to have a complete mental breakdown, twitchy eye and all.

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"ARE YOU A RACCOON?
• Dark circles under eyes
• Eats junk
• Small and chubby
• Stays up all night
• Cute but will fight"

Picture of a raccoon.

"ARE YOU A RACCOON? • Dark circles under eyes • Eats junk • Small and chubby • Stays up all night • Cute but will fight" Picture of a raccoon.

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"Why aren't millennials buying diamonds?" "Why aren't millennials buying horses?" "Why are so many millennials sleeping outside?" "Why do millennials keep saying please help my family is dying?" "Why are millennials surrounding the building?" "Why are millennials kicking down the door to my office? "Why are millennials eating me? Oh god they're eating me?"

"Why aren't millennials buying diamonds?" "Why aren't millennials buying horses?" "Why are so many millennials sleeping outside?" "Why do millennials keep saying please help my family is dying?" "Why are millennials surrounding the building?" "Why are millennials kicking down the door to my office? "Why are millennials eating me? Oh god they're eating me?"

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Windows Error Message from Torment Nexus: "For legal reasons the Torment Nexus will not be made available to our valued customers in the European Union. We apologise for the inconvenience."

Windows Error Message from Torment Nexus: "For legal reasons the Torment Nexus will not be made available to our valued customers in the European Union. We apologise for the inconvenience."

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inbabylontheywept on tumblr: "i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security quard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am."

inbabylontheywept on tumblr: "i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security quard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am."

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inbabylontheywept: "you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/ 

inbabylontheywept: "artists depiction of event" [drawing of a tired looking security guard being shown a can of herring by the autism creature]

inbabylontheywept: "you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/ inbabylontheywept: "artists depiction of event" [drawing of a tired looking security guard being shown a can of herring by the autism creature]

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French newspaper cartoon showing 2 images that look a lot alike: 1. hidden face of the moon. 2. The road near my home.

Craters everywhere!

French newspaper cartoon showing 2 images that look a lot alike: 1. hidden face of the moon. 2. The road near my home. Craters everywhere!

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"you fit perfectly, but it's not the right place" captioning a coke bottle screwed into a light fitting.

"you fit perfectly, but it's not the right place" captioning a coke bottle screwed into a light fitting.

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reddit: "I visited my identical twin brother at his college where a lot of his floor didn't know he was a twin. That night he had some people over in his apartment and I hid in the bedroom.

Note, he has a beard and I don't.

While they were hanging out (and me hiding), he announces to the group that he's tired of his beard and is gonna shave it off, so he escapes to the bedroom where I'm hiding as if to shave. We switch clothes and I walk back out to the group with my bare face. Everyone takes note and, while it's generally an unusual thing to do at a party, nobody thinks much of it.

After a bit I announce, "ya know, I kinda miss my beard. I think I'm gonna grow it back". At which point I go to the other room where my bearded twin was hiding. We switch clothes back and he walks back out to the group immediately rebearded. People lost their freaking minds."

reddit: "I visited my identical twin brother at his college where a lot of his floor didn't know he was a twin. That night he had some people over in his apartment and I hid in the bedroom. Note, he has a beard and I don't. While they were hanging out (and me hiding), he announces to the group that he's tired of his beard and is gonna shave it off, so he escapes to the bedroom where I'm hiding as if to shave. We switch clothes and I walk back out to the group with my bare face. Everyone takes note and, while it's generally an unusual thing to do at a party, nobody thinks much of it. After a bit I announce, "ya know, I kinda miss my beard. I think I'm gonna grow it back". At which point I go to the other room where my bearded twin was hiding. We switch clothes back and he walks back out to the group immediately rebearded. People lost their freaking minds."

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