stefan voice

a hand pointing at a vhs player that is on ALT: a hand pointing at a vhs player that is on

They put out “Dirty Work” on 4K, for all you “great movie” completists out there

the bryce johnson game

good bit to be the guy who threw at soler as soon as you could immediately after his return

the padres giveaways at the beach bonfire all look extremely flammable

sketch of an old woman’s face with mouths for eyes eating baseball bats

when the baseball is good

we would know… padres fans would know

i’ve been lying down for like a decade now

🥺

we’re bringing back illegal street racing

Happy National Librarian Day! 👻📚

doctor crus henderson who is godly at something call “ultra sound” sounds like a top tier sonic oc

del yeah 😎

dr robby, no wife, no kids, no pond. the man is no corsair i’ll tell you that much.

we should all get to strike out connor joe when we’re feeling a little down

i don’t want the server’s response to say “hmmm” - you aren’t thinking, i can tell because of the error

You expect pansexuals to care about drought in the Mountain West?

wheeeeeeeeeeee!

(the padres, complimentary)

wow lol

good. the other team’s fans were getting too happy on here.

Manny Machado’s bat speed is down over 1 1/2 mph vs. last year (74.5 to 72.9 mph; MLB avg: 71.5 mph)

i love stats 😑

Heathcliff stands at the head of a line leading from the back door of Manny's Seafood Restaurant. A restaurant employee takes out a full trash can full of leftover fish and all the cats cheer. A couple stands outside the restaurant, and one of them says "Best garbage in town."

13 Apr 2026

arm? leg? … butt?

that’s definitely how you get runs out of those three guys

that’s cool, that’s good

German Marquez’ pitch sequence that delivers singular meatballs

hey get that guy out of there huh

for every run the rockies try to give them that they don’t score, they also have to eat a candle

the immediate strike after bad challenge 🤭

those guys each have to eat a lit candle off the ofrenda for that