The communist jokes are what makes the movie.

Stop making fun of him. He can’t cash those Hungarian checks anymore, what is the man to do?

You’re trying to be serious and that’s the font you chose? How about comic sans, that’s the appropriate font for this pathetic stunt.

Did he fix it?

There's only one person who can get Bluesky working again.

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

His go-to pickup line at the bar: Hello.

For all the speakers at cpac, Shapiro and Carlson type, every question from anyone should be “how much did they pay you?” We need to see receipts.

Every Catholic in the 90s had to watch so much anti-abortion propaganda and now this jackass says this? Which one is it?

That’s why I like the movie The Fall (2006) because it dealt with the danger of these stunts. Fairbanks made it look so easy, and fun.

Here’s another fav.

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Yeh Mera Dil Yaar Ka Diwana | Don | Amitabh Bachchan & Zeenat Aman | Asha Bhosle YouTube video by Zee Music Classic

Asha Boslee just passed away. She sings in one of my favorite genres, psychedelic funk. Bollywood was defined by this sound, composed by her husband rd Burman. It’s a style of music that has traditional Indian instruments, sitar, etc. mixed with western funk. Check this.

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They’re talking about Kenyan runner, 2 hours or so.

Math:
1/2 hour from home: 20-30 miles
Chevy suburban mpg: 21 city/27 hwy
Probable gas usage: 2 gallons
Price per gallon: $4.84
Cost: $9.70 plus time

Recruiting from the Hitler youth, I guess they ran out of all the adults.

No, we need taxes. We should be pushing for more taxes so we can fund schools, healthcare, etc. This plays into Republican framing on taxes. Just stop.

Now we know why the pentagon is going out of its way to discriminate against Catholics.

Free cat!

The Commandment

I had a tape deck in my ‘91 mercury and someone stole it in the mid 2000s in Nebraska. Gave me a great excuse to install a cd player.

That’s if trumps handlers decide to tell Vance.

There are so many great options but none quite as memorable as this.

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There should be a list of the Atlantic writers who post their shitty takes on bluesky just to revel in the hate. This guy, the bari Weiss fan girl, the Harper guy, who else am I missing? It can be called the Atlantic trolls or something.

April 1, 2026 YouTube video by Mary Huntimer

So my cat likes dogs feet. He’s a weirdo.

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The God Squad? No, this is the GoD Squad.

It’s obvious he missed his wife and was looking for the next best thing.

Kristi Noem 'Devastated' by Report of Husband Bryon's 'Double Life' Dressing as a Woman Kristi Noem has been 'blindsided' by a new report that her husband, Bryon Noem, is active on online fetish forums, allegedly posting photos of himself wearing massive fake breasts and paying thousands...

This is gonna get messy.
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There’s a market for a Man Salad™️

DHS staff rejoice as ‘glamour shots’ of Kristi Noem that lined the halls are removed ‘Every single picture had a picture of Noem, and it was such a turn off,’ one official said

DHS staff rejoice as ‘glamour shots’ of Kristi Noem that lined the halls are removed

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I’ve had this idea for a while. The worst part was looking up photos of Trump, it’s disgusting to have to look at his face.