my own girlfriend didn’t recognize me but my enemies felt my presence #666 #realzkeet

i’m a simple lady i see sidewalk chalk hopscotch and i bounce for a moment

shoutout to people with outside trash cans close to the sidewalk. helping me not litter my cigarette butts don’t worry my fire safety is very thorough

my lymph nodes are experiencing burnout from my consistent use of aluminum deodorant

u know when ur wearing a skirt and u sit down and u feel too connected too the chair you just KNow you’re gonna leave a coochie print when u get up

camelback backpack w/ the straw glasses

Lavender, by All Nine Bite from the album Bordering States

the kids are alright!!!!!!!

allninebite.bandcamp.com/track/lavender

it’s chill cuz i spoke my mind and she was like oh is that too personal and i was like yes that’s a weird thing to ask a stranger for so many reasons

#salad

what kind of question is that to ask a woman

IDGAF IF U TRANSGENDER DONT ASK ME HOW LONG IVE BEEN ON HORMONES

poppers are just whippets for bottoms

when the the white stripes guy said “i can’t tell you how proud i am of writing down things that i don’t understand “ yeah man i felt that

monogamy in 2026 is so brave and powerful

made my girl a salad and she ate it #yuppp

it’s like 2013 tumblr out here this is why i can’t go on the internet anymore luckily i have lots of hobbies and friends and a job so i don’t have to hear about AFAB candle habits and how men always drink water after sex

i think the new wave edgelordism and the recentering of thinness and general obsession with physical appearances and the increasing acceptance of gender as immutable and universal are all related and i fear the world around me more every day will I hide from this no i will kill it with my mind lazer

it’s insane how going on instagram is directly correlated to how much i wanna kill myself

FROU FROU AND SHAPE OF WATER TONITE QUEEN

you know when you’re profoundly curious and sick with longing about something? it usually passes pretty quickly. It’s an idle fixation brought on by boredom, easily confused with legitimate desire. People confuse them all the time

It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today

if neutral is a conversation i need sheik to shut the hell up! #gaming

this is gonna be one of those evergreen videos you can watch every time the New York Times post an article that sucks. which is to say every day

why isnt there a holiday for all the various goops and slimes

u couldn’t pay me to be visible today #FUCKyou #realskeet

grateful to b uniquely equipped to undo the demolition of sentiment inflicted by the medical industry on my loved ones .

it was amazing eggplant white bean mush situation had some sumac and alleppo red pepper situation

i cooked for food not bombs all afternoon yesterday and it was awesome cuz i love food and hate bombs