We did not have modules like this when I was in school

Doing “mouse party” homework with my daughter. Each mouse is on a different drug and when you drag it to the red chair you learn about it. The sleepy on on the couch is the heroin mouse. The twitchy one is the cocaine mouse. We learned about serotonin from the ecstasy mouse

Turns out actually living through history sucks horrendous ass.

we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)

Appalachian Jacob from Abbott Elementary

mitochondrial dna. After years of successfully avoiding you, it appears I will be learning you now.

A power strip. Behind it are two glowing eyes made of fire. The text reads: A fire is looming when you plug your space heater into a power strip. Power strips are not designed to handle the energy needs of space heaters. Always plug your space heater directly into a wall outlet.

Plug that space heater directly into a wall, friends. Fire is LOOMING.

💩 love you all

Happy holidays Bluesky

ETV6 is another slutty gene, gathering a thot squad ✌️

^^ my work friend sent me an example of another slutty gene but it won’t carry over

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Can we not slut shame the KMT2A gene please. Like we could just call her friendly damn

oh no

I’m a Jacob and okay with this.

A very round brown and white streaked bird stands on the edge of a bird bath with brown leaves at the bottom. It looks thoughtful.

Considering a bath

(Song Sparrow) #birds 🌿

Thanks Lewis. I hope you and your family are doing well ❤️

Illustration of a forest nymph holding a kintsugi heart, and slightly hidden by draping leaves/ivy. Drawn by gdbeeart in 2021-ish

Heal a Broken Heart

Wish me luck with judgmental “told you so” family. I’m not ready to deal with them yet.

I wish it could have been different for him but I couldn’t risk him doing to a child what he did to me. I’m actually glad he did it to me, and not someone else. Despite his challenges, we loved him fiercely and will be sad for a long time. Rest in peace, my crunchy snack loving chaos goblin.

Hi Bluesky. I am very sad to report that we had to put Tank down yesterday. He was in training and he was on meds for his behavior, but two weeks ago we had an incident with resource guarding that was beyond anything he’d ever done before. Rehoming him didn’t feel responsible.

Who heard the Bluesky joke in the most recent Abbott elementary episode

I just think that if you’re okay with people — adults, children, the elderly — starving, your soul is destined for dark places bc you are an evil person.

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

A red cardinal among autumn leaves in a maple tree

Good morning! 🪶

Rejected ideas

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Sometimes when I’m on a plane I get sad there’s no SkyMall catalogue anymore but I guess the entire internet is SkyMall now

My daughter got me cattle dog and black lab socks for my birthday so you know I had to visualize Tank the royal bastards chromosomes 🧦

Digital painting of a purple colored fawn with star pattern on its fur, sitting on fluffy clouds.

Digital painting of a sleeping fawn with hydrangeas growing on its fur.

baby blue 🩵