I don’t understand why billionaires want to control things so badly…like go build a cool funhouse with water slides, or build a dog rescue ffs

Chuck Schumer probably smells like my grandma’s old musty dusty shag carpet.

Someone kick that Thundercunt in the mouth please

“He sat next to ME, your Honor!”

They're building concentration camps, Chuck.

Killing American citizens.

If ICE isn't following the standards that other agencies follow, then they're breaking the law, Chuck.

I don't want my tax dollars going to support any of this, Chuck. 4 out of 5 Democrats agree.

Bad Bunny went from bagging groceries in 2016 to commanding the Super Bowl stage in 2026 with over 130 million people watching. That's the power of betting on yourself. Life can flip the script in an instant. And now, I'm investing in myself more than ever, because my dreams aren't just hopes, they're visions waiting to be made real, and they're worth every ounce of work and belief.

#badbunny

a woman with red hair is saying i was rooting for you we were all rooting for you how dare you Alt: a woman with red hair is saying i was rooting for you we were all rooting for you how dare you

It took Bluesky HOW LONG to introduce drafts?

This place is cooked.

Alternate Side Parking (ASP) is suspended Monday, January 26 through Tuesday, February 10 due to snow. Meters will remain in effect. ASP status updates are available on NYC311. Online, @NYC311 on X

Yoooo #nyc neighors: tomorrow is the last day of suspended alternate side parking according to the 311 site. Break is over sadly.

The people who chided liberals over “safe spaces” years ago created their own “safe space” halftime show for White nationalists and got smacked down in the ratings. Good.

Maybe tonight’s the night Kid Rock drives home drunk, crashes and dies, idk.

*eagerly awaits the 500 thinkpieces on the 3 and a half seconds of queerdom from Bad Bunny’s halftime show*

i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute

Kinda surprised we got Gaga and not Cardi but m’lady did the thing no less.

This is a good day. Countless Cracker Americans will snap into pieces because a beloved, hardworking American citizen from PR 🇵🇷 earned his way to the top of the charts and our hearts—and subsequently—their Whites-only living rooms.

Stick around, MFs. It’s just getting started.

I think the real reason I’ve never watched The Traitors is because there are too many real life ones fucking our shit up.

A Mussolini-style ending for the orange fucker would be pretty amazing, no? May the idea warm you til Spring arrives.

I’ll co-sign, but Andrew is more or less an archetype, full stop.

Basically Andrew Schultz types

Donald Trump shat his pants and it’s not headline news because why?

Melania should go back to showing her pussy. That’s all she’s good for.

I will miss listening to Stupid Hoe. What a fun insult track. Damnit, Nicki.

Putting my money on a tequila line.

Saw ICE milling about Nostrand Ave train stop. Be careful out there.

#brooklyn #iceout

Would be a shame if Bezos got thrown into a submarine and imploded at the bottom of the ocean floor.

“Kid defender” Nicki Minaj always gravitates toward child rapists. Because she cares, guys.

You’re not a journalist. Shut up.

I demand the next Democratic president to put all ICE agents on a boat and blow it up. Then a party follows and margs start to flow.

I feel sorry for the FedEx office employee who had to print that.

Have you ever seen a mugger mug another mugger…and in mid mug, game recognizes game? And they have a good laugh… and they linger for a beat too long….. and they find themselves in love…

Is ED-med customer and balding fuckhead @chriscillizza.bsky.social a journalist? Answer: no.