7th May 1935 for those who celebrate

🤣. Mine are in much better condition

One leg is a sword stick, one’s a whisky flask, and the other is a rifle.

Giovanni Battista Moroni - Wikipedia

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Moroni. I believe it’s The Tailor.

That’ll be why he looks a little flushed

He’s up for a little ruff.

Did he wear loon-pants too?

He must have sat for this for hours, but no one thought to tell him his flys were open

But in a way that he’s totally down for nailing you

He has that look that it’s happened just too many times

Winkie was in short supply

Bear

I remembered you like it 😘

Still my favourite painting in the National Gallery

Detail of an oil painting of a dragon eating the face of some naked guy.

‘I didn’t think dragons would eat *my* face’ says woman who voted for the Dragons Eat Your Face party

Me after three hours enduring French school parties at the National Gallery

Bitch-faced woman

It’s wretched

You read my mind! 😜

I didn’t have a problem in not using the tripod, they’re fine about photography, it was just about not being allowed to take on in at all struck me as ridiculous. All the images are Creative Commons now anyway, so what gives?

Secretly hoping they catch up with me midway round and a chase ensues through Baroque masters

So, turns out it’s against the law of the National Gallery to cross their threshold with a tripod regardless if you’re putting it in a locker. Flounced out and went to the other door with it hidden under my coat AND I’M IN!! BE GAY DO CRIMES!

I try.

Agreed. And everyone is an artist now. #nokings

Lundin Town guv’nor

I am fox king now. They are my people