Today should be a national holiday.
Posts by Johnny Owens
The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.
I cannot stop playing Artisan of Glimmith. I just hit 800 puzzles solved, and I'm maybe 70% through?
I have a problem. Fortunately, I also have 800 solutions.
He shramp
Rationale Usually the chips served are not flavored, or flavored only mildly, and the dip serves as a condiment. Serving them separately allows for simultaneous consumption, while also allowing for the eater to control the amount of dip according to their preference. When made from purchased processed foods, the dish is an easy finger food, as each item requires almost no further preparation. Not to mention, there is a large amount of combinatorial possibility inherent to the choice of dip being paired to the chip chosen.
i think it's smart that the Wikipedia page for Chips and Dip opens with a "Rationale" section. a lot of people are flabbergasted to find out about this concept and need some grounding before they get into the history
Not weird. I'm from Wisconsin, and Beer Cheese Soup is way harder to justify.
How close is it to a Walking Taco?
Myst island
Out here making choices
Playing Johann Sebastian Joust in the lounge in the year of our lord MMXXVII
On our way to GDC!
@gracklehq.com
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
Anyways.
Yeah, I'm actively exploring desktop linux these days. .NET being multi-platform and Rider being better than VS is making it much easier...
I feel like younger people don't realize that the internet wasn't always optimized solely to make you as angry and miserable as possible, and people are having a lot of nostalgia for 2000s internet vibes now because it wasn't like that back then
Fuck, I'm sorry dude
Thanks for the offer! It's most likely an issue in my code, I just gotta make the time to track it down and fix it. All the cloud stuff is tied to my account, so it's a huge lift to get a second person involved, especially when triaging. But I'll let you know!
Big DBFH fan btw 🧡
Hey y'all, I'm aware of GrackleHQ being down again, gonna look into it when I get home from work today 🧡
Big props to the US Men's Hockey Team for reminding me to never watch Men's Hockey. Was riding that Heated Rivalry high, thanks for correcting that. Now to find a PWHL team to back...
A meme of Alysa Liu based on Da Share Zone reading: JUST WALK OUT work social thing movies home class dentist figure skating too fancy weed store cops it your quick friend ships IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!! Real winners quit You can leave!! Da Gold Zone
I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…
It doesn't seem right that Milo and Tina just go away forever now that the Olympics are over. They should be named mascots for something else, or perhaps elected to Parliament.
Gold medalist Mikhail Shaidorov in a panda costume and robe, laid out over the Olympics rings, during his Kung Fu Panda Gala skate.
Loved the Olympic Figure Skating Gala, AKA Eurovision On Ice.
A very cute cat
Fred is currently being investigated by the IOC and WADA for the use of banned Cuteness Enhancing Drugs.
8 years after the original game, that's amazing.
AND A SIGMAR'S GARDEN VARIANT?!?! It's christmas let's go
windows pcs are generally for casual users who mostly use it for web browsing and maybe a little gaming. linux is nearly identical except there's no keyboard. macs are for hardcore experts and professionals who take on the toughest tasks, such as drawing three-dimensional rectangles and squares
Blue Currents, by Tunji Adeniyi-Jones, 2025, 📸 by @tiltoncreative
La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative
lesbians > desbiens imo
Thanks for the love! 🧡