My Animal Crossing character with two other villagers in a dark turret in robes, ala The Traitors

Me working out which villager to get rid of in Animal Crossing

BBC News article: Hundreds of 'high value' items taken in Bristol museum raid

Feathers McGraw from The Wrong Trousers

…so is this

NEWS IS HAPPENING

History repeats:

A preview of the next Tory election video…

https://youtu.be/kC2FizCAL9s?si=PMYei7u6HiT65XUT

(for context just in case - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-the-papers-66412451

That seems a bit mean, @GaryLineker…

The #Coronation summarised:

https://youtu.be/IetC71bPHHE

The most revered of royal traditions, this.

#Coronation

American news stations right now:

Just passed this weird guy in the street handing out copies of old horror books for kids.
He really gave me goosebumps.

I think I might know this one…

Live from Twitter HQ:
https://youtu.be/TEIqTBasNrQ

Special Offer 🎃
https://youtu.be/LDoBVbmWxxM

BACK TO THE FUTURE - 2022 Remake

MARTY MCFLY: “I’m from the future, Doc, you gotta believe me!
DOC: “Then tell me, future boy, who’s the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom in 2022?”
MARTY: “Erm… well… there was this lettuce…”

#FutureDay

Ah yes, the true bellwethers of UK politics.

The Tory leadership contest in summary:

⚽️➡️🏡

NOT NOW SHARKANO

Live from Downing Street

Narrator:
“So the craft awards got booted off TV, the ‘cheer moment’ was an awkward mess, and Will Smith slapped Chris Rock for making fun of his wife’s medical condition. All in all, it was one of the Academy’s better Oscar ceremonies.”

It is Tuesday 22:22 on 22/2/22

https://youtu.be/As4HF8ZDeMg

#Twosday

“Can’t get done by an investigation into parties at No. 10 if there are too many parties to investigate”

“Probably”

someone somewhere at facebook:
well this blew up.

Spider-plant, Spider-plant,
Does whatever a spider can’t,
Leaves grown up to the skies,
Likes to photosynthesise,
Look out!
Here comes the Spider-plant.

Joe Hart