JD Vance is a beta cuck cosplaying as an alpha male with access to unlimited pussy and eyeliner. What a douchecanoe.

“Now get it done or I’ll shoot your eye out, Ralphie!”

His thigh-hugging, Lycra camo pants are gender affirming care.

Racist garbage continues to emanate from this President and his White House.

“Hands off, man! I’m about to drop my new mixtape!”

You’re really living la vida loca in this millennium.

Subway Employee Still Unnerved By High-Pitched Screech Sandwiches Make When Cut In Half

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Man, I need to update my BlueSky profile.

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Latest stuff.

@hotdogsladies.bsky.social Ep. 601 of Roderick on the Line is, in my humble opinion, “Criterion Collection” level podcasting.

Rachel, NV

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New telescope first light last night.

Well played.

10/10 #Catloaf #Catsky #Booksky

Photo of the horse head nebula, IC 434.

Another three hours added. This is shaping up to be my best image.

He didn't wear a suit, but he received a pardon and was treated better than Zelenskyy was.

Someone posted this in response over on FB and I’m laughing my GenX ass off.

Hey Rubio…stop speaking for me, you halfwit.

Sending good thoughts to “The Dope Pope”. I’m no fan of Catholicism, but he’s a real one. Also I fear who they might replace him with.

I would pay all the money to have heard Zelinski tell the VP, “Shut up, couch-fucker!”

Describe your account t in one Simpsons image.

I am so embarrassed by my country right now.

An astrophotography image of the horse head nebula in Orion.

Got a really clear night last Friday and spent most of it on the Horse Head.

ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose

For the love of God stop adding ‘er’ to the ends of words to make nonsensical shortcut words.

Stop. Adding. ‘er’. To. Words.

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Actioner
Streamer

It’s lazy writing!