Jaafar Jackson is unnervingly great, but MICHAEL — which basically ends with the King of Pop dying on the way back to his home planet — is bad, it’s bad, you know it (really, really bad). www.theglobeandmail.com/culture/film...
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“For sale: private jet, never flown.” Suck it, Hemingway
Most intriguing/promising things at #CinemaCon:
-First 7 mins of DUNE: PART THREE
-ODYSSEY extended look
-MBJ's THE THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR
-Na Hong-jin's HOPE
-Jeremy Strong's Zuckerberg
-BEEKEEPER 2 mania
-Yeah, I'll bite on DOOMSDAY ... with maximum skepticism/weariness
New DISCLOSURE DAY trailer clears up a few things (the croaking, the bathed-in-light animals) while introducing a whole bunch of other eye-popping elements (including a look at the aliens, of which there seem to be many species?). Any way, it has the juice. #CinemaCon
At the #CinemaCon trailer launch for AS DEEP AS THE GRAVE (aka the "AI Val Kilmer film"). Asked if the movie features "a Val Kilmer performance," director Coerte Voorhees says, "Kilmer influenced this performance, that's best way to describe it." It was a *deeply* upsetting experience.
LORNE, the 2025 biography written by Susan Morrison, is a deeply researched and wonderfully insightful portrait of the SNL icon. LORNE, this week's new documentary by Morgan Neville about the same subject, is entirely surface-level and pointless. www.theglobeandmail.com/culture/film...
First seven minutes of DUNE: PART THREE features Stilgar leading his chanting warriors onto a rainy planet, to devastation. Played like an intergalactic SAVING PRIVATE RYAN. You felt it in your bones. Hate judging a film based on a few minutes, but “Lisan al-Gaib.” #CinemaCon
Got my hands on the hottest unofficial swag of #CinemaCon
“To me, he’s Billy Crystal and Seth Cohen and Tom Hanks all in one”: Meet Devon Bostick, the boyfriend material at the heart of MILE END KICKS. www.theglobeandmail.com/culture/film...
MILE END KICKS (Levack, 2025)
Lee Cronin’s Nirvanna the Band the Show the Mummy
Ha, jinx bsky.app/profile/hert...
The only five words a man wants to hear
Well this sounds … depressing: On June 5, Hot Docs will host Cinema Shift, “Canada’s First Curated AI Narrative Film Festival,” with prizes for films “with AI-generated or AI-directed visual, audio, or other elements comprising majority of final work,” and a jury including Ann Marie Fleming (!).
Ahead of #CanFilmDay, meet the five new Canadian box-office success stories rewriting the rules of homegrown cinema. (It's not just NIRVANNA!) www.theglobeandmail.com/culture/film...
What happens when you self-distribute a low-budget Canadian horror movie absent any name-brand talent or Markiplier-sized following onto more than 1,000 screens in North America? The B.C.-based team behind HUNTING MATTHEW NICHOLS is about to find out. www.theglobeandmail.com/culture/film...
Daniel Goldhaber's FACES OF DEATH stares down Hollywood's obsession with dumpster-diving IP with thrilling, unrelenting purpose. Bound to be one of the most misunderstood films of the year. (Can't say the same about this week's other horror release, EXIT 8.) www.theglobeandmail.com/culture/film...
Frank Sinatra has a cold … so I asked Claude for his answers
“Harnessing our creative license, we pulled his verbatim from previous interviews and fed them through an AI programme to formulate new responses.”: Burn this Esquire story to the ground esquiresg.com/mackenyu-one...
Going from HOPPERS to SUPER MARIO GALAXY is the children’s movie equivalent of going from popcorn with real butter to lead-infused dino nuggets.
I lost my damn mind while watching the empty void that is THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE. www.theglobeandmail.com/culture/film...
THE DRAMA: To borrow vernacular of its characters, the vibes are off in this supersized CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM ep. Pattinson aces the Larry role, but it's thin gruel. There is also one gag I'm surprised A24 didn't hurriedly cut after Borgli's essay resurfaced. www.theglobeandmail.com/culture/film...
Every time I see a standing ovation for Carney at TIFF, on a red carpet, or on stage giving Joni an award, I think of this prescient piece from @theglobeandmail.com's film editor @hertzbarry.bsky.social. The arts’ curtain of applause for the man who neglects them in material terms: is wild.
Due to a mechanical issue, Michael Rousseau’s career has been cancelled. He is searching for rebooking options for up to three days after his cancelled career.
Canadian conservatives who have never had a thought one micro-inch left of Harper sure are upset about these NDP results. Huh.
There’s no reason the Canadian Screen Awards can’t be an Oscars precursor similar to the BAFTAs etc. The seasonal television calendar has been broken in a way that the film sector’s has not, so holding the CSAs on the cusp of summer doesn’t make any marketing sense.
Canadian fans of Gerard Butler, our time has finally come: GREENLAND 2, which bypassed Canadian theatres entirely earlier this year, arrives on Prime Video Canada April 24.
Sora to bother you, but THE AI DOC: OR HOW I BECAME AN APOCALOPTIMIST is cute and harmless until it's not. www.theglobeandmail.com/culture/film...
HEATED RIVALARY info from Canadian Screen Awards nominations:
-Connor Storrie ineligible; rules tweaked last year restricting CSAs to CDN "citizens or permanent residents"
-Eligible series needed to air between 09/01/24 and 11/15/25. HR premiered 11/28/25. Yet series got 18 nods
NEW: NORTH OF NORTH leads 2026 Canadian Screen Award nominations with 20 nods over 18 for HEATED RIVALRY (which wasn’t initially eligible). On film side, 40 ACRES leads w/ 10 noms, followed by NIRVANNA, FOLLIES, and HONEY BUNCH with 8 each. www.theglobeandmail.com/culture/film...