Only child immigrant parent core is everyone begging for your extra graduation tickets

I thank my prior self for laying my meds out for drunk me that was really nice

Adding a minor 5 months before graduation is not for the weak (I’m burnt out but I can’t be)

She responded and said “think about how many people have died in that building it’s definitely haunted”

I be all like “I don’t give only child” and then when my mother doesn’t respond to my texts from an hour and a half ago I’m like what could you possibly be doing that’s more important than waiting for me to text you about things like do you like this apartment and should I buy these concert tickets

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The absinthe, green tea shot, IPA, and mystery shot (all taken within an hour of each other) in my system be like:

If I drop the phrase “triple crown” to you today after you claim to be Irish and you have no clue what I’m talking about then I’m walking away

Just have to keep reminding myself that I booked a trip to Ireland (for less than a domestic trip may I add)

Went deep into the art history stacks today just to feel something

Status: home alone, exhausted, sad, entering social deprivation, burnt out, and drunk

I’m sorry but whenever I meet someone I have to slip in “well with the way things are going in this country at the moment” or a “with the pedo in office” and then based on how they react I decide if they are worthy of further conversation and contact exchange

End of February always wants to fuck me in the ass like haha trauma anniversaries let’s just make more so it’s a whole week and a half span where you black everything out

I dread the day where I have to teach my kid how to spell lowkey might not have kids because of that like sorry kids being illiterate will be a generational thing because I’m not equipped to teach you how to spell

I love that when I’m like guys I had a really bad day at work should I go to HR should I quit like what’s the play and there like so um alcohol

I love alcohol and skiing and friends and being out of my house for 18 hours straight

You ever drunk and brushing your teeth and you close your eyes and think about your home state and then you curl up in bed and check Instagram and then start crying or is this #auniqueexperience

I can’t wait until I have adult money and decide I want to go to an art museum and then book a whole trip and go to an art museum

All I wis for February is for the orange man in office to die like please universe please this is all I will ask for for the entirety of 2026 (for the most part)

Professional at the death drop (passed tf out in the hallway)

Having one of those 1am moments where I tear up because I’m not in England and specifically not in England with a Greggs sausage roll

Fighting one of the worst hangovers of my life in my childhood bedroom #fightingformylife

Wouldn’t be St. Stephen’s day without being drunk at 7pm because that is how Jesus and the Saint would want me to be

Drunk and it’s 2:15 am on Christmas and I see a video from NHTSA on Instagram making a bracket of Christmas movie characters and I the use to check if I’m on LinkedIn cause how has NHTSA made it into my instagram

Throwback to when I lived in a hotel room like that was lit lowkey

My mother just admitted that at one of my elementary school fundraisers (that okay sure was called “college days” where the event was playing beer pong) her and my best friends mom went around and asked all the (rich lawyer) parents “what was the hardest drug you did in college”

Can’t wait to get back to Ann Arbor and get jerk pit #goingthroughwithdrawls

Sometimes I look at a photo of myself and go yeah that’s an Irish girl (my eyes are sunken, I have massive dark circles, my skin is white as paper) #itsgivingfamine

No worse feeling than asking chatGPT for a paper to use as comparison in your paper and you just needed one good enough to bullshit align and then you see your professor is one of the authors so no shot you can bullshit

Thank god for the new Sam fender at the end of the week cause that’s the only thing getting me through the week

All I want is to make some chicken nuggets in the air fryer #ripmylove