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Posts by Almost Too Online

They are talking about birthright citizenship. I'm not sure why.

4 months ago 4 0 1 0

Lizza has posted part 2 of this story, which has a gross poem about a blowjob by RFK jr as a teaser and also more gross sex stuff* if you want to pay. That's what they're talking about.

* not judging; if RFK jr is involved it is per se gross

4 months ago 32 10 3 0

She also wrote some sort of terrible memoir, apparently.

5 months ago 10 0 0 0

There's a [former?] journalist named Olivia Nuzzi who covered presidential campaigns. She had an affair with RFK Jr. while covering his 2024 run and also with Mark Sanford in 2020 (the hiking-in-Argentina SC governor), according to her ex-fiancé, Ryan Lizza.

That's what they're talking about.

5 months ago 89 18 3 3

Trump proposed 50 year mortgages as a way to address housing. That's what they are talking about.

5 months ago 8 0 0 1

Kim Kardashian said the moon landing was fake on a podcast or something. That's what they're talking about.

5 months ago 57 5 15 2

New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani told a story about his aunt, but the person was actually his father's cousin, and his opponents are making a big deal about it. That's what people are talking about.

5 months ago 408 51 69 1

Feel free to reply to posts here and provide more context or links or whatever, but this account won't try to do that. The point here is to tell people--as simply as possible--what the heck people are talking about so they don't have to search it out on their own. /x

5 months ago 19 2 0 0

I will try to figure things out and post here as soon as I can, but if you don't find the answer here and wind up figuring it out yourself, you can DM or tag this account and I'll put it up for others to find. /2

5 months ago 13 0 1 0

This account is for people who are almost too online but not enough to know what people are talking about. Every post will be a one sentence explanation, like: x person, candidate for whatever, has a tattoo which says whatever, which is racist. (This intro post doesn't count) /1

5 months ago 75 22 4 1
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Trump is tearing down part of the East Wing of the White House to build a big ballroom.

5 months ago 16 2 0 0

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5 months ago 1 0 0 0

Graham Planter, who is trying to win the Democratic nomination for Susan Collins's Senate seat, has a skull tattoo like the German "death's head" tattoo worn by actual Nazis. That's what they are talking about.

5 months ago 165 36 22 7