Countr”y” or countr”ies”

I dunno, maybe he’ll be looking for a podcasting gig now to pass the time?

New York Hotspur returns!!

If they let “relationship breakdown” lead them to selling a key player at a loss then the entire Clearlake strategy of 8 year contracts is officially a failure

This one feels different. They don’t want to sell Enzo, they bought him for £120m, I think they’re gonna slap a £150m price tag on him to scare away bids and eventually offer him a face saving bonus to come back

The player would fit well. But the money wouldn’t.

The first is uncontroversial. This is a defensible claim for sure but I could definitely make the argument for healthy Kai or healthy Jesus here.

The “pending” on the connection request is a great touch

See Walmart wouldn’t have been my choice of metaphor. The Waltons aren’t Jewish

Right, but the performance wasn’t totally convincing so that’s counted as an Arsenal loss I’m sorry to say

You would love to hear how your CEO hypes his AI ambitions on investor calls

(Emerging from the depths)
KNICKS IN FIVE

Whew

This has 68 replies, nearly every one of them is completely credulous. 10/10 blueskying, no notes

Barcelona bribed the ref to give Van Persie that second yellow at Camp Nou

I’m not gonna be able to keep this screen name much longer, sigh

It’s a compelling point tbh

In 2022 the Biden DOJ brought a criminal case against a Perdue Farms executive that was so lawless that the judge called the AAG for Antitrust into the courtroom to chew him out for prosecuting an innocent man for political purposes

The Biden DOJ was desperate to prosecute the meatpackers, they did a long investigation and were never able to build a case solid enough to bring in court (and Biden’s antitrust division brought loads of terrible cases where judges laughed them out of the courtroom)

As I stew on it, I don’t think we’re fit enough to do this 6 more times in the league. But if we can do it in 3 games in Europe we can win the Champions League

Sticks out that much more when Noni and Gabi get in a “who can play worse” contest in his absence

We played really well all things considered. I think on the balance of play that’s just about a draw, but we didn’t convert the chances.

So from here it’s a straight sprint. They’ll have the goal difference edge after Wednesday. If we can play like this the rest of the way, we can still do it.

Ffs another one

The better team doesn’t always win in this sport

We needed to score the chances

If I was in a normal mood I woulda tried to write a really annoying response as a joke, but my poor nerves are shredded and whatever wit I have is shredded with them

*need more bounces. We’ve already gotten a couple

And then Eze. We need the bounces. They aren’t coming yet.

Welp. I think that was the chance