a squat little rhino teapot with a bird on his back for the lid. his little fat rolls appear at the tops of his legs and under his chin. he is adorable.

a hand holding the teapot, the rhino's teeny little legs are sticking out adorably

the teapot on its back so you just he his underbelly and four tiny little legs in the air

the photographer for this round little rhinoceros teapot has perfectly understood the assignment

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isn't it interesting how kids will pick a random thing to melt down over when they're overtired or emotionally drained?

this morning's was about putting on socks too early – they needed to be removed and put back on again

good thing that kind of projection has never happened to me, a grown adult

you're still getting the dream though, right?

goddammit

that was the post. right there. can't believe i missed it.

a massive steamed pork bun over 5 inches in diameter

have you considered: giant bun?

came into this thread to say the same thing!

god I hope they see this and share it in the group chat

anytime anyone talks about the West, i assume you're talking about Monkey King

finally a good jerry post

haha yes I saw it!

this is going to live rent free in my head for a long time

if you are a fully grown adult who is trailing kindergartners to snipe them8 the back in lazer tag, I hate you

incredible pro tip, thank you

until we bring back the Lost Art of tending a campfire, this is the way

establishing dominance among the camping dads by being the one with the blowtorch

enrichment activity for former engineers

I am paying Twilio a monthly fee so that my child can call me claiming to be Fartman (or one of his 2999 brothers) and make fart noises into the phone

truth coming out of his well to talk to you about high density housing

vet for head stuff and doctor for below the neck

i have lived long enough to become the villain in my son's journey as a reader

no you cannot skip school to read all of your library books even though the idea rules and i would love to join you

you're just going to have to learn to read the book during class under your desk like i did

Line graph of Dinosaur knowledge versus time. Three peaks A large one "When you are 4 years old", and small one "When you get that double Ph.D. in Paleontology" and another large one "when you are the parent of a 4 year old"

This graph is of course ageless

I've watched a lot of Dino Dan, Dino Dex, and Dino Dana in the last few years

kosmoceratops

a stack of 10 Dog Man graphic novels

baby's first library card getting put to good use

he picked the star fleet academy library card of his own volition and I could not be more proud

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls.

CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded
CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing

it's fine this is fine

if you are wfh and need to grab something for a quick snack between meetings, maybe avoid the Marvel Special edition Dr Doom themed oreos that change your tongue blackish green

the Star Wars Sleep Soundtrack is pretty good on the whole until you hit the bedtime cover of the Cantina band

never pass up some quality smilodon time

🗣️ IN THIS HOUSE
WE BELIEVE

big numbers are real numbers
♾️ is ♾️
no א‎s are illegal