That's a melted sundae

Wish he paid to preform with Lauryn Hill so she didn't have to mess with Kanye

Local woman has dangerous glance with self-awareness after reading "Letter from a Freedman to His Old Master"

Losing your supermodel bruja wife who supported your bullshit for years is the ultimate bag fumble.

Hold on, I gotta fight a 1992 Honda Civic

"Internet shittalking continues to be a growth area in my research practice"

2.5BA so you have a private poop dungeon

ASMR for White Liberals YouTube video by Randall Otis

youtu.be/1BNADKp1Vio?...
It's okay. I got permission to talk like this.

"We're important because our legs are entirely thigh-gap."

THE TORMENTS WILL UNEND UNTIL MORAL IMPROVES

My livejournal slash fanfics say otherwise

Towson was unionized, too. Not the same in Columbia.

Honey, like I said, you do some pretty strange things when you date supervillains.

It was a birdhouse. He made it a birdhome.

Sounds like the first line of a poem by Gen Z Percy Shelley

There's no timeline because there is no strategy. There's no strategy because we're running based on the vibes of an old racist with tertiary syphilis, who will drop bombs as long as he isn't bored with it.

It's only either/or if you don't know what you're doing, otherwise it's yes/and

"Lemmejus pull this ladder up behind me..."

I can fix him

He looks like indie Narduwar

Sony Audio - Secondipity - Secondipity  Sony Audio

I've used ANC headphones to manage ADHD symptoms for years. I'd recommend the Sony WH1000-XM6 for work and travel due to ANC and voice quality. I also use their earbud version for workouts/around the house.

The best deal I've found on both is Secondipity refurbished. They also have an eBay store

I expect your next book to be a treatise of the importance of kayfabe to understanding the modern Middle East.

My kid took a tooth from a kid at school, put it under her own pillow, and demanded money from me. Future MBA.

I don't trust my neighbor to maintain his garage door. We're supposed to be running out to Walmart to top-off our uranium and graphite rods

a picture of dobby from harry potter with the caption dobby has no master dobby is a free elf ALT: a picture of dobby from harry potter with the caption dobby has no master dobby is a free elf

Did Ian Rapoport just make a Harry Potter joke?

Classical Villain - Classical Music For Villains YouTube video by Essential Classics

Needs a soundtrack for when he's ready to reveal his evil plan

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8vt...

In your refrigerator, a plastic to-go soup container unlids itself and whispers "...do it."

I'm just glad they added FAIR PLAY to Mr Terrific's jacket. Felt like erasure.

Needs more cow tools

I think I'm just going to need an alert on Wikipedia for Loki alumnae