Screen capture of Lucille Bluth in the television series Arrested Development, holding a tea cup.

I mean, it’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost? 6.2 million dollars?

When people refer to “the pandemic,” especially in writing, I think of “The Great War.”

the bluesky timeline is called
the skyline

I went to a new dentist today who, after looking in my mouth, asked if I smoked (I do not). Can a dentist really not tell whether someone smokes? I’m pretty sure he was trying to neg me into whitening my teeth. Should I look for a different dentist or am I being too sensitive?

Doing my part to keep the unemployment numbers up, so the Fed stops hiking interest rates

Your lack of reply here leads me to believe that I won the flight (KO). Better luck next time, friend.

As opposed to your kind, who wouldn’t pull the lever, I suppose?

If your hotness could cause computers to melt, it could not be contained by any computer. Therefore it must be impossible for any such images to exist.

That might be true for the other website app but the distributed architecture of this one makes it resistant to meltdown. Try again, buddy.

You use a cartoon avatar, in part, because you are ashamed of your own self image