Dear football Jesus, please bless the Pitt Panthers with all of your strength and speed today and lead them to victory.

Dear Catholic Jesus, maybe take today off big guy.

If all these companies and CEOs have enough money to donate to Trump to build lame ass ballrooms and dumb as fuck archways to feed Trump's ego. Wouldn't that mean they have enough money to be taxed like the rest of us and pay their fair share to feed the vulnerable people of America?

Imagine paying a defense this much to not be able to get any pressure on the worst offensive line in the league.

Well now you have to pay Cam...

He learned all the bad boy stuff at USC.

I haven't watched a single MLB game in 8 years because the @pirates.com killed my love of baseball. Not surprised they continue to be the worst franchise in baseball.

No matter how hard I try I can just never get into Atlus RPGs. I've tried like 4 different games and they just don't do it for me.

I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.

This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.

It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.

It's being reported in local Norwegian news that this guy got his USA vacation ruined after border agents at the airport interrogated him and searched through his phone and sent him back home after finding that picture. Deeply unserious country

Israel is playing Trump so badly right now and he's too senile to realize what's going on. They absolutely wanted him to say that Iran agreed to a cease fire even though they never did so when they attacked Israel again, It would make them look sympathetic and further bring the US into the conflict

Really thought this was @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social for a second

How many times did boebert l, mtg and the pedo gaetz interrupt press conferences and state of the unions while Biden was speaking and then never got arrested?

Vernors is so damn good. It's so hard to find around here

Republicans ready to invoke the 25th amendment for Biden but make it Trump

He's also going to leave next year. Might as well get a return now.

Wow

I thought movies and TV shows are for woke libs? Trump should hate them.

Got the grass cut, did some landscaping. Ribs have been on the smoker for a few hours now. Gonna go play Oblivion remake and relax. This Sunday worked out pretty well.

This is so damn funny

is anyone gonna draft deion sanders' son bc it shedeurn't look like it

The conservative movement has turned against reality on every scientific issue of our time, from gun violence to climate change to epidemiology.

If campuses are ideologically homogenous, it's not because academia has ostracized conservatives. It's because conservatives have ostracized academia.

Dan Quayle: I misspelled potato

Dick Cheney: I shot a guy

JD Vance: Hold my beer

I said the same thing earlier. Trump 100% is going to try to bully the Catholic Church into getting an ultra conservative pope in.

Donald Trump is 100% going to try and bully the Catholic Church into letting him pick the next pope.

I can’t believe JD Vance killed the pope. Ridiculous

Please let JD Vance killed the Pope become the new JD Vance fucked a couch.

JD Vance killed the pope

That match sucked lol

Guys. I don't get the Joe Hendry hype. I'm sorry