A chicken wing on the floor of a convenience store. Ready to be eaten, but only by the really brave or really, REALLY hungry.
Saw this at 7-11 and thought, "fuck, that's a dead bird up in here." Then I realized, yeah, technically, I'm right.
The official photo of Cameron Hughes, pro hockey player. He's smiling wide and is missing at least four teeth.
My sister and I just watched this absolute lad score his first NHL goal, and he's now immediately my favorite hockey player.
News article headline: "Florida Woman Arrested for Urinating on Furniture at 2 Airbnbs and Uploading Videos of the Act." A mugshot of a woman is underneath, beaming a smile that makes it clear she gives no shits at all.
Glad to see the ladies getting in on the act.
I wondered when it would happen, and it happened. Was shown the latest brain turd from the Melon Felon, and I cautioned against falling for fake AI driven bullshit, only to learn that no, that one's real.
A sign for Walgreens disinfecting wipes, but abbreviated WALG DISINF WIPES
I legit thought this was Disney stuff when the sign maker was high af.
After 2028, I'm looking forward to helping out, financially or otherwise, whoever ICE's Simon Wiesenthal turns out to be.
Guessing Russia leads the way in being their Argentina.
Do your worst, Europe. Please. I'm willing to endure whatever we must endure as a country to get this parasite out of our government, out of our society, out of our lives.
I would love to know MI6 or the BND has a contingency plan for where we are today.
You can start by asking if those views and likes are from people, period.
2026 has brought us the miracle of Lil' Brudder.
"I can make it on my own!"
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I got used to rooting against American teams in international sports years ago. It will be weird rooting against the US if Cheeto Mussolini decides to turn any of this bullshit into actual armed combat.
Because make no mistake, I WILL be supporting the other guys, whoever they are.
Let’s see, Venezuela take over, and wanting to take Greenland and at home he’s storming states with shock troops. Clearly we have an idiot in office that will kill us all.
Tom Brady complaining over and over about the need for the Eagles to have "tempo" is making me hate him even more than I do for all of the other reasons I hate Tom Brady.
Shamelessly stolen from a Reddit comment:
In reality, the naughty and nice list is not a list at all, merely a cut off point somewhere below the median income.
Shout-out to the trivia night host last night who was playing songs w/ clues to the answers. For one question, the answer was "Whitney Houston," and instead of playing a Whitney Houston song, they played Nirvana's "Lithium" instead.
A little dark for a Christmas movie-themed night, but I laughed.
This is really making my "can't work on the Christmas lights, I bent a weird way when getting out of bed this morning" excuse look extra lame today.
A framed bit of custom artwork reading, "Our Love Story: The first day 11.19.2019, the Yes day 11.16.2023, the best day 11.16.2024." Mind you, it's December 2025. The dating phase lasted longer than the engagement phase and the marriage phase.
Not EXACTLY the sentiment you want to see at #Goodwill.
As a fan of true crime podcasts and videos, it's low-key infuriating that creators have to censor words like "suicide" and "kill" in order to keep the monetization going.
"Gotta protect the kids tho!"
Keep them off the Internet if they can't handle them then.
Processing emotions over Dick Cheney's dying feels like a practice run for the real thing.
The world is still a better place now than it was 24 hours ago.
You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.
TIL that the second time the B-52's hit the "market crash, polar shift, space junk, narrow minds" line in "Channel Z," Fred actually sings, "market crash, bullshit, space junk, narrow minds." That's some sneaky ass getting-a-cuss-on-the-radio shit. Kenneth would be proud if he knew the frequency.
To be fair, there will be some bad consequences, too.
I can't think of any at the moment, but I'm sure there are some.
Blocking me ensures that on every grocery store trip, the cereal you want is out of stock, and it's the ONLY cereal that's out of stock.
AB B♭A
The 1000 day streak message from Duolingo
You'd think I had a basic understanding of another language by now. You'd be wrong.
Aerial view of the White House with multiple red map pointer icons above it.
Imagine thinking New York style soap was all there is. 😖
Work convention this week. Vegas. I should be more excited than I am. Mostly, I'm just tired.
Just saw a Cybertruck on the road sporting a farm vehicle license plate. There's no way in hell this Cybertruck has been within 2 miles of a goddamn farm.
