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Posts by pistachiohno

[not svsss] [kamisama]
watching kamisama kiss from the beginning and just going “shen jiu…” at everything tomoe does
he and mikage are so qijiu coded and tomoe’s mannerisms are soooo sj in the first episode it’s insane to me

2 months ago 8 2 1 0

"UMMMMM u shouldn't use fiction to romanticize problematic things" youre so right. Never depict a straight man ever again.

3 weeks ago 112 46 4 0
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i spent my whole afternoon doing this

2 weeks ago 259 113 7 0
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#misvil

1 month ago 109 24 2 0

I need more Shen Jiu in my life. I'm not mentally ill enough about him.

2 months ago 24 6 1 0
Sketch of Luo Bingge looking down with a smile saying, “Oh? And who’s this?”

Sketch of Luo Bingge looking down with a smile saying, “Oh? And who’s this?”

Sketch of Mo Xuanyu on the floor looking up shocked/terrified as LBG asks of panel, “A pretty little thing that summoned me?”

Sketch of Mo Xuanyu on the floor looking up shocked/terrified as LBG asks of panel, “A pretty little thing that summoned me?”

Had a thought about what if Mo Xuanyu performed the wrong summoning ritual…

#sketch #luobingge #moxuanyu

1 month ago 46 23 6 0

I simply think bingmei and Bingge should fuck nasty while sqq watches with popcorn

1 month ago 104 36 6 0
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for gatorix1's dtiys over on instagram! #bingqiu #svsss #dtiys #人渣反派自救系统

1 month ago 281 117 1 0
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Digital simple fanart for Scum villain's self-saving system. Original Shen Qingqiu is holding Luo Binghe's chin up with his fan with an extremely displeased expression. He is speaking, and his speech bubble is a cropped screenshot from wechat by someone nicknamed "shen jiu". From their clothing it seems to be set during the Luo Binghe's disciple era.
Shen Qingqiu: I will live. Because i will make you kill yourself.
Luo Binghe looks confused and is blushing wildly.

Digital simple fanart for Scum villain's self-saving system. Original Shen Qingqiu is holding Luo Binghe's chin up with his fan with an extremely displeased expression. He is speaking, and his speech bubble is a cropped screenshot from wechat by someone nicknamed "shen jiu". From their clothing it seems to be set during the Luo Binghe's disciple era. Shen Qingqiu: I will live. Because i will make you kill yourself. Luo Binghe looks confused and is blushing wildly.

#svsss

1 month ago 112 38 1 0

Liking Shen Jiu is being in a perpetual state of "Hey!free my man,he only did some of that!"

1 month ago 12 3 1 0

it was garmau specifically bc i didnt know that gay people were a thing 😭😭 i eventually became a garroth/laurence truther lmao

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

minecraft diaries (the cringe is real), wattpad, 10

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

anyway wire mother shen jiu cloth mother shen yuan send skeet

2 months ago 2 0 1 0

i dont know why i thought by cloth mother they meant harlows cloth vs wire mother monkey experiment but Yeah Thats The Kind of SV Take I Like Seeing

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

BINGQIU CLOTH MOTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RAAAAAAAUGH PUNCH THE MONKEY HAS ME FEELING ALL FUCKED UPPPPPPPPPP

2 months ago 16 1 0 1

Jiang cheng in a purple Juicy Couture tracksuit and a visible thong

2 months ago 10 2 0 0

Sighs..... binghe happily getting flogged by shizun.....

2 months ago 13 2 0 0
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SJ portrait!🍃

Soon I'll be opening bust commissions on Vgen in this style!

#svsss #shenjiu #shenqingqiu #vgen #scumvillain #sqq

2 months ago 27 12 0 0
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the funniest part is that my period was supposed to hit weeks ago and ive just been pmsing and cramping juust enough that im not sure if they even are cramps or if i just need to shit so ig my period just said new month new me?? who fucking knows

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

"my tummy kinda hurts but i dont think i need to take anything for it i'll just go to sleep" cue me having fever dreams waking up at 1 am quite literally crying shitting throwing up for an hour trying to find a good time to take my meds

2 months ago 0 0 1 0
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the worst part of being the way i am is how i keep forgetting just how bad my cramps are until im actively experiencing them 😭😭

2 months ago 12 3 3 0
three-panel svsss comic:

1) mobei-jun emerges from a portal, surprising shen qingqiu and luo binghe. 
mbj: "Junshang. Royal consort Shen Qingqiu. This king requests a moment of the consort's counsel."
sqq: "mobei-jun?? / this lord will, uh, hear your request...?"

2) mobei-jun raises his hand to summon an ice sword. 
mbj: "The consort's knowledge of beasts of the three realms is said to surpass all others. / Shang Qinghua is experiencing lethargy of mind and body which he says can only be cured by a "Monster." / Which creature must be slain to acquire this... "Energy Drink?"

3) chibi sqq beats sqh over the head with his fan... sorry man
sqq: you stupid bastard!! fucking moron!!!
sqh: sorreee!!! I'm sorry!!! I was super hungover!!!

three-panel svsss comic: 1) mobei-jun emerges from a portal, surprising shen qingqiu and luo binghe. mbj: "Junshang. Royal consort Shen Qingqiu. This king requests a moment of the consort's counsel." sqq: "mobei-jun?? / this lord will, uh, hear your request...?" 2) mobei-jun raises his hand to summon an ice sword. mbj: "The consort's knowledge of beasts of the three realms is said to surpass all others. / Shang Qinghua is experiencing lethargy of mind and body which he says can only be cured by a "Monster." / Which creature must be slain to acquire this... "Energy Drink?" 3) chibi sqq beats sqh over the head with his fan... sorry man sqq: you stupid bastard!! fucking moron!!! sqh: sorreee!!! I'm sorry!!! I was super hungover!!!

#svsss (read L➡️R but i wrote it weird lol)

3 months ago 437 208 11 0
illustration of chibi Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe cuddling as they sleep. They are wearing inner robes and sleep shorts. Their legs are tangled and they have their arms wrapped around each other.

illustration of chibi Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe cuddling as they sleep. They are wearing inner robes and sleep shorts. Their legs are tangled and they have their arms wrapped around each other.

they snuggle they snooze

2 months ago 192 86 12 0

i wonder if heavenly demon cum has moisturizing properties if applied on skin

2 months ago 63 15 6 3
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🔞 #BingJiu

4 months ago 189 58 4 0
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🔞 #BingJiu

4 months ago 190 68 6 0
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#BingJiu

3 months ago 176 65 3 0
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sketchy drawing of a naked luo binghe on a fully clothed shen qingqiu's lap, back arching and hips raised as he orgasms. His head is thrown back and only his tongue is visible, while sqq has one hand on luo binghe's hips and another holding the heavenly pillar, with a stunned expression as his nose bleeds

sketchy drawing of a naked luo binghe on a fully clothed shen qingqiu's lap, back arching and hips raised as he orgasms. His head is thrown back and only his tongue is visible, while sqq has one hand on luo binghe's hips and another holding the heavenly pillar, with a stunned expression as his nose bleeds

au where pre-jinlan city binghe gets affeted by a sex pollen and sqq stumbles onto him while they were both on night hunts

#bingqiu

2 months ago 196 68 8 1

bingbing warming shen jiu up <3

2 months ago 2 1 0 0

this poor boy is so cold hes not built for this 🥺 let him in 🥺

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