Me too 🧍🏾‍♀️

I lied. Everyone cancelled 😭
I'll try again next year.

Ali's Party in the Garden Tomorrow [today now] 18:45 [6:45 pm]

An invite 🔥🍃

I will absolutely be seated.

Body is in pain and putting my bed in Zero Gravity mode plus high massage may be the answer. I'm desperate

I see why the girlies prefer a soft life. I'm influenced and will be working towards this in the summer and thereafter. I, too, want a soft life.

Took me a month+ to unpack from a 4 day trip. When I tell you I went and repurchased everything of necessity instead of just opening the damn bag. 😭

Y'all know y'all fine 🎉❤️🔥

Figure it out

So, if you actually watch the weather channel (national and international countries), these weather patterns are actually normal.... but global warming is a huge factor for weather shifts, so it pretty much will get weirder and werser over time.

Happy International Asexual Day to all my queer deers out there

Used to Be by The-Dream (excerpt lyrics) There's nothing at home so I'm searching for love Tried to get through but you don't give a fuck She can't love me when she can't love herself Feels like I'm sleeping with somebody else. Now I'm seeing somebody else Now I'm touching somebody else Now I'm fucking somebody else But go ahead and blame me if it helps I'm just being honest I know, I know, I know, I know sometimes I'm wrong [But am I really the only one?]

Given my history I’m not the friend you lean on if you’re fucking with a married man. Keep that wack shit to yourself, pickle puss.

Abyss by The-Dream (excerpt lyrics) I was the innocent bystander She had etiquette, she had good manners Pretty little thing, great little body Never in magazines, never at after parties And I could sense it then, but it didn't matter As long as we were together Thought it would be better than that I'll never you let you back to me Tell your boy at Us Weekly I sent your photos to TMZ

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Once I figure out how to get my locs to lay flat, it's over for y'all.
(Y'all = nobody) 🧍🏾‍♀️

I think it's because I have really bad sensory issues, but I'm also celibate and very weak at the moment ... Maybe a combination of both.

Everyone that has given me a massage there does a good job 😂

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This is where I usually go but I also have a male masseuse that does home visits. Rose is great when he's not available.

I am divinely protected and I love that about me.

Nah, I just notice it when I'm rolling over on the table or being done with my massage and about to put on my clothes.

Is it normal to cum every single time I get a full body massage? I thought it was just tension being relieved. It's quite the embarrassing though...
And I do mean every single time, without fail.

Horrid, even. 😷

And that's where I'm indifferent. That's the absolute last thing I want.

Let me start planning for this 4/20 party I'm having.

Indifferent to paying taxes this year because I really don't wanna support a war. And I usually stay on top of large bills like this. ☹️

My brow artist really did what needed to be done when she microbladed my brows. She will always have my business.

No fr

Yes boo go ahead witcha bad self 🎉🎉🎉

Dad's birthday today which is on brand because he's the biggest April's Fool I know. Shout out to my old man tho. 🎉