After a summer of failed attempts to land a striker, #NUFC have signed 23-year-old German international striker Nick Woltemade (Vol-tuh-mar-duh) from VfB Stuttgart in a club record £69m deal.
Let’s look at what the 6’6” striker, nicknamed "Wolte-Messi", will bring to St James’ Park 🧵
Here we go again…
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After 3 years of chasing the young German centreback, Newcastle United #NUFC are about to sign Malick Thiaw (pronounced Mal-ick Tch-ow) for a reported fee of £35m including add-ons.
Why has Eddie Howe’s & the club's interest never waned? Let’s break down what the 24-year-old will bring to SJP 🧵🔽
🟢 61k to 33k
Transferred out Murphy this week, but brought in Rogers and it allowed for Howe AM, so could have been a lot worse…
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Can’t complain…
Isak (c), Livramento and AM Howe still to go
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A few things you need to know about Alexander Isak.
1. You can’t have him, no matter how much you talk about him.
2. He is not for sale.
3. You can’t afford him.
4. Even if he was for sale and you could afford him, you still can’t have him.
Etc. #NUFC
www.nytimes.com/athletic/625...
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Assistant Manager Howe locked in 🔒
Now just need to decide on Salah or Isak captaincy and Rogers or Savinho to bench…
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They’re currently testing the Sela drone show over the town moor
Including a depiction of Burn’s header
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In none crappy clipped off screen quality. God I love this image #NUFC
40 minute cup final Match Cam?!
Fuck England, this is going straight on
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Where’s the Match Cam? @newcastleunited.com
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I've now watched every interview, numerous highlights, behind the scenes clips, read every thread, and social media posts, and I now don't know what to do with myself #NUFC
great article on J7, and his role in pushing Szlobo back, leaving Salah without a supporting RCM, was as critical as Tino and Burn marking him, in keeping him locked out
Diguel Melaney
Absolutely gone at this footage of Howe and Bruno at full time yesterday. What a group of lads we have 🖤🤍🖤🤍
I want a statue of Tonali doing up his laces to waste time #NUFC
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Still just feel lucky to have been able to experience that at Wembley with my dad and brother.
Won’t get better.
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Tattoo if we win #NUFC
Mate I can’t make every decision for you 😂
(But yeah, I don’t mind that)
Haaland
Depends if you think Haaland captain in 29 and 30 is worth an extra -4 mainly
I’d probably be more inclined to do this
Fine, it’s doable then, but completely up to you
50/50
Not sure I would, personally
You’ll want Isak back before the double too so that’ll be another transfer going towards these moves
GW29 🔒
3 FTs:
Trent ➡️ Gvardiol
Palmer ➡️ Elanga
Gakpo ➡️ Haaland
Haaland 🧢
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