Top panel: The Soup Nazi from Seinfeld is angrily holding his finger up in the air as he says, "No cheese for you!" Bottom panel: Captain Archer sits in his quarters petting his beagle Porthos on his lap. The caption reads "(sad puppy noises)"

#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekEnterprise

I seem to recall a story about the doctors hiding/ secretly treating a chimpanzee in a hospital closet during the Leguizamo era.

A futuristic temple looking structure in the middle of an old futuristic city. Captioned “Booshkeedoo! [chuckles]”

Booshkeedoo! [chuckles]
- Star Wars: Maul - Shadow Lord

Willy Wonka no-heartedly trying to stop someone from doing something

Lexie Hull to her teammate as she makes minimal effort to intervene.

Two picture of Kyshawn George. The left he has braids. The right his hair is natural and unbraided. The stats below show he played better without braids. With Braids (52 GMS) 9.1 PPG 38.8% FG 4.1 RPG 33.5% 3P 2.8 APG 78.4% FT 0.9 SPG 51.7% TS 0.8 BPG 19.2% WIN% Without Braids (46 GMS) 11.7 PPG 43.6% FG 4.8 RPG 36.9% 3P 3.5 APG 73.2% FT 1.1 SPG 55.9% TS 0.8 BPG 21.7% WIN%

One of my favorite statistical analyses from the past NBA season, “proving” that Kyshawn George plays better without braids.

From the washingtonwizards community on Reddit: Kyshawn George Statistics When Wearing Braids vs Without Braids Explore this post and more from the washingtonwizards community

Credit to this person on Reddit.
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A close up of Chris Tucker’s and Ian Holm’s faces from The Fifth Element; they’re staring intensely at an out of focus match on fire. Tucker has on red lipstick, Holm’s mouth is out of frame. Captioned: “Tiny Whimper”

Tiny Whimper
- The Fifth Element

A ripped decal in an empty store front reads “success is a decision”. There is a visible reflection of the street and a tree.

In Portland, OR: A decal left over from the last failed business to occupy this storefront, which has hosted at least 5 different businesses in the past 5 years. “SUCCESS IS A DECISION.”

Sure it is, buddy.

Here's the HD version

In my earliest memories I already loved Star Wars, but was not yet able to follow too much plot, so I thought there were like 10 movies. I still remember finally developing enough to understand that the Cloud City one and the Ice Planet one were the same movie.

Ganon is "people named bart" Link is "bartenders" It's a name joke

Four cartoon character in a shadowy room looking at a sign with an atomic symbol and the words ‘WARNING FALLOUT SHELTER’ on it. Captioned “it's like a fallout shelter or something.”

it's like a fallout shelter or something.
- Gravity Falls

A carton clown with a censorship bar over her mouth. Captioned “[awooga!] [boink!] [shloompf!] [pop!] [splat!] [boi-oi-oing!]”

[awooga!] [boink!] [shloompf!] [pop!] [splat!] [boi-oi-oing!]
- The Amazing Digital Circus

2 annoying kids in the back seat of a car. -Dad, you should have goals. -We have goals.

These kids have a bad attitude.

-Dad, you should have goals.
-We have goals.
- Is This Thing On

Scheduling in handled by an automated system that only operates Monday through Friday from 8am to 5pm.

Someone's gotta look after the sons! #uber #job #wizards #qotd #shorts YouTube video by Washington Wizards

another reason why even The Wizards don’t publicly admit to playing for The Wizards

Back in the 70s, there was a group of radical anarchic drag performers in San Francisco called The Cockettes who ran around the city doing weird art. This line from a documentary about them goes a long way toward explaining why something like that was possible back then.

“But who sings for you, piano man?”

I know what you mean, but Nah. Lots of people reflexively mirror each other when they converse. So one person saying okay somewhere and another replying with an okay somewhere is just how people talk. Naturalistic writing.

“I survived drojo’s car trick” t-shirts on sale now and free to any witnesses who don’t testify.

Two panels. Top panel: Wendy Braun as Lorraine Bergin in Bones S2 E17. Captioned “Hi, I'm Lorraine. I'm the parish administrator.” Bottom panel: Wendy Braun as Elizabeth Prescott in Jury Duty Presents: Company Retreat. Captioned ”This is Elizabeth Prescott and her associates from the Triukas Group.”

Two panels. Top panel: Stephanie Hodge as Janis Collins in Bones S11 E18. Captioned “Carl, what's going on out there? I told you I didn't want” Bottom panel: Stephanie Hodge as Helen Schaffer in Jury Duty Presents: Company Retreat. Captioned “I've been cooking the books here for 26 years.” White text on screen, documentary style reads “HELEN SCHAFFER Accounting”

For other nerdy Bones fans like Claire and I, it’s worth noting that at least two actors from Bones are in this scene.

Rachel Carley as Claire Coleman in Jury Duty Presents: Company Retreat. She has get eyes closed and looking down with a timid smile. She’s wearing a green/white striped shirt and dull yellow overalls. Captioned “Do you want to be the Booth to my Bones but gay?”

Do you want to be the Booth to my Bones but gay?
- Jury Duty Presents: Company Retreat
#PickupLinesThatWouldActuallyWork

When I used to be a TA in college, I made up several categories of “secret credit” that were not, technically, “extra”.

John D. Rockerduck eating soup. Captioned “Ah, perfectly tepid.”

Ah, perfectly tepid.
- DuckTales (2017)

This closed caption doubles as a very pretentious description of Nia DaCosta’s excellent take on Hedda Gabler.

A cartoon man with short brown hair and glasses in a pink shirt in the driver’s seat and looking behind him and speaking at a similar looking cartoon boy without glasses in a blue shirt in the back row of a car. They are both wearing their seatbelts. Captioned “You know how my calves bruise.”

You know how my calves bruise.
- Bob’s Burgers

DS9 has the best extras

Multiple panels with Various actors from Armed and Dangerous (1986), including James Tolcan in the bottom right panel.

Armed and Dangerous was my absolute favorite comedy as a kid.

a man singing into a microphone wearing a blue jacket that says ria on it Alt: a man singing into a microphone wearing a blue jacket that says ria on it

Disney did track