Movie: zombie apocalypse starts in a small southern town but the zombies just keep showing up for their shift at the dollar general because they still gotta pay rent.

Had a similar programming class that I got a C in. Still pissed.

Keys to locks 🚫
Keys to not freezing to death ✅

Ooooo, I hate these people 🤬

Lmao! Wow.

Floating at the bottom of the sea.

Floating. At the bottom of the sea.

They are idiots.

i just don’t think some guys who thought only they and their ugly-ass friends should be allowed to vote and run shit should be our north star anymore. i just think like…surely there are better options

it’s not wishing harm on him, it’s wishing for him to stop harming others. soooo many others. that’s normal and good. 💜

I’ve seen two single people in one cybertruck though

Mayor Gavin Newsom officiating the wedding of Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon in 2004 at San Francisco City Hall.

🏳️‍🌈 22 years ago today, Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon were the first of ~4,000 same-sex couples to get married in San Francisco.

Del and Phyllis founded the Daughters of Bilitis (DOB)–the first lesbian organization in the United States–in the midst of the Lavender Scare, an era of pervasive homophobia.

The Internet opened my eyes and continues to. I was so insulated.

omg, autocarrot completely hates me istg

He keeps kicks the nest. It’ll come for him eventually.

a stick figure guy cries and flips the bird, because it’s true

Oh.

I…feel this. So many decisions.

JD Vance should have been sold by his mother for drugs, NYT columnist says New York Times columnist Jamelle Bouie suggested Vice President JD Vance's mother was reasonable when attempting to sell him for drugs during his childhood.

this is very funny www.foxnews.com/media/jd-van...

Yes, they are terrible at their job, whomever did this. They’re very inconsistent. But he’s not a victim in this case, and most cops’ emails are publicly available. I’m not sure why it needed to be covered in the first place, but it doesn’t really matter.

Are you saying that this person could have been a participant, so he should have his name redacted? (genuinely asking)

🎶 I am responsible for way too much shit 🎶

Democrat Christian Menefee wins election for US House, narrowing GOP's slim majority Democrat Christian Menefee has won a Texas U.S. House seat in a special election that will narrow Republicans’ already-slim majority.

BREAKING: Democrat Christian Menefee wins special election for Texas U.S. House seat, narrowing GOP's slim majority.

This was info being passed between law enforcement, so no need to cover that.

Boy, supposedly smart people write a lot of dumb sht down

Oops! All deficit

Syphilis is easier to treat than Windows 11

Republicans redistricted to win five new seats in Texas. All five are projected to be between R+4 and R+8. To achieve this, they diluted their advantage in other districts.

A 15-point swing in November wipes out Republican control of the state. A 30-point swing erases Republicans in Texas entirely.

I love how we’ve been carefully debating the pros and cons of court packing for *years* and Utah just does it.

They got their shit ROCKED. The tactics they try in the midterms are gonna get crazy.

I love this for him. Every time.

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